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Match made in Heaven

I stand naked by the mirror Looking at myself I look like ummm Something off a dusty shelf My ribs stick out You could play them like a harp And my eyes bulge out my head Like a half squeezed Chihuahua pup My legs they call them lucky They like two fighting swords I have the knack of amusing people With them I even won awards Now my wife is a total contrast She’s short, fat and round It takes me three hours to spread the fake tan But she still comes out unevenly browned Just the other day I thought She threw the duvet over me But when I opened one eye I saw it was a crusty bikini I love to watch her dressing It makes me shake at the knees I feel like grabbing a handful of ripples And give them a gentle squeeze Driving the car is a challenge Her ripples stop me changing the gear And when we walk down the street We look like a shield with a skinny spear But to her I’m her half finished pepperoni To me she’s my fluffy bread bun We always do things together I’m telling you, we have so much fun And now I would like to announce The arrival of baby number seven We may seem like the oddest couple But it’s a match made in heaven.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 7/9/2010 9:59:00 PM
Very cute poem, if it is true, congrats on the new addition!! My husband is a slim man and I am the chubby one also...I am going to have to let him read this...you gave me a smile!!
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Date: 7/9/2010 5:52:00 PM
Bravo Sidney. u just proved by this write that the outside of a person is not the thing that creates LUV.. and congrats on number seven.. u should enter the numerology contest with seven at your main choice.. mine is five.. I have five sons... four now ..one taken as a little baby five months old.. good luck on the young one and your lovely wife.. enjoyed this more than u will every know.. with luv..
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Date: 7/9/2010 5:28:00 PM
I do not know why you have me smiling with this poem.. It was to easy to imagine your poem.. Made it very intresting..loved the part where i could picture you very bony playing the harp on your own bones enjoyed,..p.d.
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