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Pant and Bra
He is a good man with morals He takes good care of his wives He boasts about his wives a lot Especially people's wives. Our husband doesn't cheat says the wives He's a responsible man with morals Just but ten he married us He promised not to marry again. Our husband doesn't sleep at home He said we scream a lot He needs concentration...

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Categories: bra, addiction, analogy, conflict, family,
Form: Free verse
Brassiere
Buxom Barbara burned her bra never again lift and separate or cross your heart to contemplate she likes to feel her bosom counts when flouncing down the boulevard Barb now snags more bounce to the ounce abroad in the world without a single care it never fazed her one bit nor a whit when this would jounce most men to stop and stare as...

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Categories: bra, fun, humorous, silly, word
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member - Throw The Bra -
throw away the bra ...

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Categories: bra, cheer up, humor,
Form: Senryu
All You Care!
Naked and Revealed, Sexy or Lewd, What can I do If I have them on me? Inseparable, heavy beads, Bulgy with shady teats. All you care: Is it concealed well beneath bra strips? Gasping for breath, Sharp stabbing in my breasts, Lying on the bed, Nausea till my neck - All due to the unbearable clasp at the...

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Categories: bra, 3rd grade, body, endurance,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Diamond Dream Bra
have you seen the diamond dream bra? You will not be allowed to try it on. It was created by Harry Winston in 1997. Made by Victoria Secret a forty-two carat pearl-shaped flawless diamond in the center with one hundred diamonds on each side. 1997 price was three million dollars. Worth much more today....

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Categories: bra, fashion,
Form: Free verse



Tight Bra Bringing and Started Springing Horn Haiku Sort Of
Trump has been breaking laws create and cause crime with his claws prefers premiers and skinny shahs rile up people with his paws likes pulling at loose straws at his hamburger always knaws likes women who wear big bras have heard his oohs and aahs Trump gives me the blahs have heard his youthful ye's with horrible hahs prefers hearing much...

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Categories: bra, allegory, analogy,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Bra Woes
This is for all the ladies out there That no doubt will relate To all the woes of wearing a Bra To which there is no escape So, firstly we have the bra that rubs Which stings, that being a major flaw When finally you rip that bra off It’s rubbed your skin red raw! The bra where your boobs bulge out the...

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Categories: bra, giggle, humorous, women,
Form: Rhyme
Both Feet Caught In a Bra
Removed bats from campus Pets who eat grass of Pampas Goodbye them will miss Bats are Republicans on odd meditate disturb people about culture upset apple cart Once were supporting when they had started snorting out door escorting Will be quite a fete nails would tare hole in my sheet length of did deplete had become worst law slipped when both feet caught in bra while at a health spa when...

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Categories: bra, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Life Can Be Funny
Life can be funny when one can't see, an opportunity to view things quite differently... My daughter flew in recently from out west to visit me. One dark, rainy day we went to the mall. I was buying her some clothes as I recall.. We entered one store where the lighting was poor. I browsed around as she shopped some...

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Categories: bra, gender, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Erotic Poems I
Erotic Poems I Marketing 101 by Michael R. Burch Building her brand, she disrobes, naked, except for her earlobes. Erotic Errata by Michael R. Burch I didn’t mean to love you; if I did, it came unbid- en, and should’ve remained hid- den! Mini-Ode to Stamina by Michael R. Burch When you’ve given so much that I can’t bear your touch, then from a safe distance let me admire your...

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Categories: bra, body, clothes, desire, love,
Form: Rhyme
No Bra Day
Abortion doesn't make no one single; Neither does it make up for falling breasts, Rather makes you mother to dead's jingle- Battling scrupulous regrets in contests. Law doesn't bring justifiable justice; Neither does it make rising breasts loyal, Rather makes you slave to trust armistice- Keeping oath's respect in place of royal. For union to keep in, distant divorce, Just don't partake in this...

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Categories: bra, abuse, art, blue, character,
Form: Sonnet
When Linekar Tweeted About the Bra
The ball goes in the shirt comes off as all of England a bonkers plot but men never mention her sports bra the observation will surly cause a scar It’s talking down of the woman’s game objectifies apparently so they complain of disrespect without the shame the root of why men think the same and...

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Categories: bra, england, football,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Woman With the Metal Bra
She came in all flirty and dirty attractive and active about thirty all open jaws in the bar a neon light, all eyes on her bra made of metal rivets; they inhale, pants out of shining chainmail. The music played and a dance card was placed on the bar all the man raced to fill in the space Staring straight ahead they waited for a dangerous...

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Categories: bra, dance, men, woman,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member She Had No Idea the Word Bra Was a Problem
She was standing outside her classroom when I arrived I did not recognize her; I know I have had her class. But they all wear a different mask every day; I barely recognize any of them. I ask her for her name. I am fabricating it due to confidentiality. Let’s call her Rainbow. Rainbow and I walked to the counselor’s office...

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Categories: bra, school, work,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Preteen Robin Wants a Bra
I want a bra said the preteen robin. But why asked her mother. Her name was Dobbin. Because they are pretty, I see them on TV. This is how ineffective advertising can be. They are confining. How could you fly? Why do you want a bra, why, honey, why? They are lacy and pretty. I want one in pink. Said the preteen...

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Categories: bra, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme

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