Best Bra Poems
(THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM)
It was a horrible thing that I saw.
My girlfriend wears a padded bra.
Her chest is flatter than a pancake.
It made me mad because her boobs are fake.
She got excited when I started to flirt.
As she jumped up and down, the falsies came flying out of her shirt.
She was so embarrassed that her face turned red.
It was a day that she was bound to dread.
I love her and I decided to give her another chance.
I can't judge her because I always have a radiator hose in my pants.
Expressing and process emotions
Releasing tension - negative energies
The ability to identify
Release your feelings out
Whether they are shaped by laughter or tears
Large, hanging, bursting, asymmetrical, small
all boobs are just as amazing
The point is that you have an options
04.04.2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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I think that new bras
Are actually made of
Barbed wire and razors
Bra - Panties..
A bra is not a singular and panties is not a plural.
They are both nouns that I loved to endured.
I have been teased and pleased with these under garments.
They come in all shape and forms I know they are objects.
So what can we say about this common grammar error.
That’s mixed up in our English mixture.
What is more appealing I'd sure like to know
Than a filly in bra and panties, my mind doth blow
No, I'm not obsessed
Well maybe a little I guess
My mind's going wild, there's a stirring below
© Jack Ellison 2015
National No-Bra Day
You want to know why
The 9th of July
Is special so the guys say
You see red-blooded guys
Have opened their eyes
For National No-Bra Day
And here’s to the gals
Who improve our morales
By taking this day to heart
May your day be uplifting
With minimal shifting
And compliments off the chart
If this poetry moves you
Then it surely behoves you
To do less would surely be wrong
And it can’t feel much better
To simply unfetter
What you have kept fettered too long
Uncle Mike
Tell me friend
How best to paint a woman
Brilliantly colourful and extremely fastidious
Who is an African princess
Blending aggression with femininity
And radiates grace, charm and suppleness
The marks of womanhood
A woman who bathes in array of candlelight
With an usual candour for candle-la-bra
Chatty, cheery, and pardonably cheeky
Materialistic, Modern, and Maiden
Exuberant, Extrovert
Rosy and Rounded
Opinionated and Opportunistic
Meticulous and
Annoyingly Anorak
A woman who is gorgeously trendy
A wonderful volunteer, a touching friend
With big searching eyes
Talk about the lady also known as
MEROMA.
What is more appealing I'd sure like to know
Than a filly in bra and panties, my mind doth blow
No, I'm not obsessed
Well a little I guess
My mind's going wild, there's a stirring below
throw away the bra
opponent of useless things -
aim an honor lap
prefer my old couch
life flies by while you're busy -
laziness pays off
the bra is gnawing
donate it to a good cause -
a quilted patchwork
champagne and pizza
it bubbles in the stomach -
out of the doldrums
release your boobs now
well-being is important -
doesn't look good at all
waddle as a duck
my habits don't bother me -
stay young - live healthy
Removed bats from campus
Pets who eat grass of Pampas
Goodbye them will miss
Bats are Republicans
on odd meditate
disturb people about culture
upset apple cart
Once were supporting
when they had started snorting
out door escorting
Will be quite a fete
nails would tare hole in my sheet
length of did deplete
had become worst law
slipped when both feet caught in bra
while at a health spa
when much violence
police will encourage silence
on have reliance
when violating
have been highly insulting
humiliating
be sure to pick out
things about Republicans
fools never forget
Need a poetry column in Brunswick
Beacon.
will apply to Republicans
What is more appealing I'd sure like to know
Than a filly in bra and panties, my mind doth blow
No, I'm not obsessed
Well a little I guess
My mind's going wild, there's a stirring below
gaga’s gun bra
fat
ass
has-
been
still
trying
to
get our
attention
by wearing
a bra made of
guns
after kids
have
continued to be
slaughtered
in this empire
that has made
her ****ing
money---
****ing
idiot is
without an
original
bone in her
body,
doing what
Madonna did
years ago.
Much smaller than her Mom's full size
she once took Mom's bra as a prize.
When placed on her tips
it fell to her hips
then dipped to sad land on her thighs.
Saw No Bra in Arkansas
First lady we ever saw
With now bra from Arkansas
A huge crowd did draw.
Both bosoms were at their best
Of time truly passed its test
As they stood at rest.
Raise up what could cause them to
Like soldiers always new
Short crew cuts should do.
When crew wanted to bail out
Orders they forgot to shout
Now do have much doubt.
While sleeping floor with her broom
In bra there was extra room
Took them to her tomb.
Previous plot did unfold
Which was finally grow old
Did what she was told.
Does that sound like the story
of your life after in the back
receiving a knife.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Boobs
Bounded
Boxed batting
Bouncing buckets
Bra
3/15/19