Best Bra Poems
Padded Bra(THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM)
It was a horrible thing that I saw.
My girlfriend wears a padded bra.
Her chest is flatter than a pancake.
It made me mad because her boobs are fake.
She got excited when I started to flirt.
As she jumped up and down, the falsies...
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Categories:
bra, funny
Form:
Rhyme
- Throw Your Bra -Expressing and process emotions
Releasing tension - negative energies
The ability to identify
Release your feelings out
Whether they are shaped by laughter or tears
Large, hanging, bursting, asymmetrical, small
all boobs are just as amazing
The point is that you have an options
04.04.2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights...
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Categories:
bra, cheer up, humor,
Form:
Verse
Erin Go Bra-LessI think that new bras
Are actually made of
Barbed wire and razors...
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Categories:
bra, fashion, how i feel,
Form:
Senryu
Bra - Panties..Bra - Panties..
A bra is not a singular and panties is not a plural.
They are both nouns that I loved to endured.
I have been teased and pleased with these under garments.
They come in all shape and forms I know they are objects.
So...
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Categories:
bra, education, on writing and
Form:
Heroic Couplet
Bra and PantiesWhat is more appealing I'd sure like to know
Than a filly in bra and panties, my mind doth blow
No, I'm not obsessed
Well maybe a little I guess
My mind's going wild, there's a stirring below
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
bra, paradise,
Form:
Limerick
National No Bra DayNational No-Bra Day
You want to know why
The 9th of July
Is special so the guys say
You see red-blooded guys
Have opened their eyes
For National No-Bra Day
And here’s to the gals
Who improve our morales
By taking this day to heart
May your day be uplifting
With minimal shifting
And compliments off the...
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Categories:
bra, inspiration, social,
Form:
Rhyme
The Pink Lady With Yellow Candle-La-BraTell me friend
How best to paint a woman
Brilliantly colourful and extremely fastidious
Who is an African princess
Blending aggression with femininity
And radiates grace, charm and suppleness
The marks of womanhood
A woman who bathes in array of candlelight
With an usual candour for candle-la-bra
Chatty, cheery, and pardonably cheeky
Materialistic, Modern,...
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Categories:
bra, friendship, life, song-woman,
Form:
Lyric
Bra and PantiesWhat is more appealing I'd sure like to know
Than a filly in bra and panties, my mind doth blow
No, I'm not obsessed
Well a little I guess
My mind's going wild, there's a stirring below...
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Categories:
bra, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Bra and PantiesWhat is more appealing I'd sure like to know
Than a filly in bra and panties, my mind doth blow
No, I'm not obsessed
Well a little I guess
My mind's going wild, there's a stirring below...
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Categories:
bra, emotions,
Form:
Limerick
Categories:
bra, cheer up, humor,
Form:
Senryu
Both Feet Caught In a BraRemoved bats from campus
Pets who eat grass of Pampas
Goodbye them will miss
Bats are Republicans
on odd meditate
disturb people about culture
upset apple cart
Once were supporting
when they had started snorting
out door escorting
Will be quite a fete
nails would tare hole in my sheet
length of did deplete
had become worst law
slipped...
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Categories:
bra, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
Gagas Gun Bragaga’s gun bra
fat
ass
has-
been
still
trying
to
get our
attention
by wearing
a bra made of
guns
after kids
have
continued to be
slaughtered
in this empire
that has made
her ****ing
money---
****ing
idiot is
without an
original
bone in her
body,
doing what
Madonna did
years ago....
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Categories:
bra, life,
Form:
Free verse
Saw No Bra In ArkansasSaw No Bra in Arkansas
First lady we ever saw
With now bra from Arkansas
A huge crowd did draw.
Both bosoms were at their best
Of time truly passed its test
As they stood at rest.
Raise up what could cause them to
Like soldiers always new
Short crew cuts should do.
When crew...
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Categories:
bra, humorous,
Form:
Haiku
Categories:
bra, body, for her, humor,
Form:
Lanterne
Her Prize Gave RiseMuch smaller than her Mom's full size
she once took her bra as a prize.
When placed on her tips
it fell to her hips
then dipped to capsize on her thighs.
...
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Categories:
bra, body, clothes, funny, giggle,
Form:
Limerick