Short Bra Poems
Short Bra Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Bra by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Bra by length and keyword.
With her a bra would bring;
Did like more than anything;
While there,
Both share;
Breasts out shall not spring.
Jim Horn
No need to wear a bra today
No one can take them out to play
A different scene
Is Trump's Quarantine
Where COVID-19 is hearsay
Plus-size
great buys
Tent dress
costs less
Large bra
ooh-ah
Nice fit
in it
The British can not sip their tea
Where tea cups are no longer free
So Bojo proposes
Before a shop closes
Try bra cups temporarily
The wife never wears a bra
Which seems to fill men with awe
They come and they go
Yet she does not know
Not one of them see a flaw!
A lady with an itchy bra
Was fondled by her son-in-law
They came to grips
When he locked lips
At least that's what her husband saw!
To medics, a breast is a purse
Enriching both doctor and nurse
A bra strap tattoo
Is better for you
Than an early ride in an hearse!
A lady who shops at the mall
Bought a bra a wee bit too small
Because she has more
Her cups runneth o'er
The Pride goeth before a fall
A bra maker has switched support
To face masks so girls can cavort
So credit Ah Sumi
For fashion so gloomy
No lady will need an escort
With terrain and angles galore
Nature has objects to adore
But what is this glitch?
A non-working bra hitch
Hides the peaks we want to explore
A girl without a bra to wear
Was told by Trump he did not care,
"Just come as you are
And I'll send my car!
God knows I love a juicy pear!"
A teenage girl defied her ma
And went downtown without her bra
But no boys were there
And girls did not care
What a dud thrill "Life in the Raw"!
I'll never forget what's her name
Who showed off her charms without shame
Her treasure chest
Popped out the best
And her bra was always to blame!
He dreamed of her without her clothes
Her panties and bra let’s lose those
With her high heels gone
Let’s not dwell upon
Why he had them on heaven knows
A girl caught in her boobie trap
Struggled to untangle a strap
The preacher yelled, "Whoa!
It seems you don't know ...
Do I need to draw you a map?"
The wedding was scheduled for three
But the groom took off for a pee
How the bride's bra strap
Got caught on my lap
Remains a complete mystery . . . .
A blood-thirsty God wants your son
And you fear God's will must be done?
You heard God's spiel
Now make a deal!
Remember God wants to have fun!
Throw me in jail
I will sing your praises
Start a riot
Burn my bed and my bra
Cause a ruckus
Enjoy making new friends
Just don’t put me in there alone
A school teacher named Miss Shaw
Though well-endowed wore no bra.
Things slipped and jiggled
Bounced and wiggled
Pupils are still awed by what they saw.
A lady was out in the rain
Sans bra - as her features made plain
The rain formed ripples
Dripping from nipples . . . .
We hope she'll pass by here again!
Her bra straps were a mite too tight
Her breasts looked like they had a fight
He kissed them better
Found a French letter
And did his best to make things right
The President's daughter, Ivanka,
Designed the steel bra Vielen danke
But Trump can not cope
With what he can't grope
So he slapped a tariff on Tonka!
Gloria Louise's last name was Bra.
she chanced to have a rack that struck awe.
Folks stared and gawked
men talked and talked.
It was like nothing they ever saw.
When you wear your bra
you have some endless support.
You won't be sagging.
It holds those you-know-what things.
It makes you appear shapely.
Much smaller than her Mom's full size
she once took Mom's bra as a prize.
When placed on her tips
it fell to her hips
then dipped to sad land on her thighs.