Boris Poems - Poems about Boris

...If you know who Rocky and Bullwinkle are Get behind me We are going to skip and hop And laugh with a loud tee hee hee We are going to find Boris and Natasha And give them a piece of our mind ......Read the rest...

... Hillary drives a vehicle to the south pole, Gibson gives us the Flying V. In football we can now score an extra two points, and Legos blocks first hit the street. 50 inches of snow on Mason D......Read the rest...

... “Times have passed cheques (checks) are surpassed We now have online banking. In my day if they didn’t wanna pay, all you heard was The last line of this poem” ......Read the rest...

...Little Bit waddles and limps downstairs at the sound of my voice. Barks at the hyperactive English Springer with all the fervor of Boris, the Russian Wolfhound, of Disney’s Lady......Read the rest...

...Charley Lou is a mouse who is totally hip At age thirteen, she thinks she has a grip. She wears plaid skirts that flip at her hip A pro at giving truant officers the slip. I have it on authorit......Read the rest...

...Count Dracula was terrifying until the seventies When Sesame Street and Jim Henson turned him into a puppet Gave him an intense love for math And made him cuddly and adorable Now when I hear Co......Read the rest...

...First, you need to mix the potion. You must read the instructions very carefully You don’t want to be summoning up any old witch. So make sure it’s the October manual. Especially as we know what ......Read the rest...

...Behold the Pied Piper has tossed his pipe belatedly in the trash Having led folks down some garden paths he trousered wads of cash Dollars, pounds, euros, rolls of wallpaper - the currency didn’......Read the rest...

...Sir! You Have Besmirched the Good Name Of My Pangolin Nothing can be the same now - before the recent pandemic my companion Pangolin Boris and I, were carefree, and happily plying our trade......Read the rest...

...Ice cream and jelly, with a punch in the belly.' Is what some in Britain Abhor.' Boris is in Trouble, he blew too big a bubble, where he And others did abide.' There is agony and much Beration by......Read the rest...

...Look Nigel, Boris and Dave are all climbing out of the cave No longer keen to be an MP - they’d rather freak-out at a rave! The Commons have driven them sickly So they’re clearing their desks rath......Read the rest...

...intrigued by thesaurus given by Joe Morris look up the word porous who? asks my friend Doris amusing my friend Boris a gift from friend Morris I love a thesaurus this takes care of Doris I ......Read the rest...

...Games not straight Toffs on horses still killing foxes. Boris parties while we put nans in boxes. Chancellor won’t pay his rate. I tell you now, the games not straight . Palace pay......Read the rest...

...There's a society of comedy horror show that trains the leaders of tomorrow. Built from the will of the mighty bullies who wanted to make their own stories. It's so judgmental, you may say,......Read the rest...

...The club recruits fresh people—in session plenary. Of wealth, generosity, enthusiasm, and education. Sang a Peppa Pig song when we looted the—treasury. Bullingdon boys with elegant loo......Read the rest...