Best Boris Poems

Boris and Doris


There was a man name Boris
who had a wife name Doris
when he coughed
wife did scoff
they both couldn't sing chorus.


Written: Nov. 9, 2015
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(To the tune of Robin Hood)

Boris Blood Boris Blood
Mayor of London town
Boris Blood Boris Blood
Some say he;s a clownl

Takes off the poor
Gives to the rich
Boris...

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Boris the wombat was very fat
So fat in fact
That he had to sit back on his hind legs
Just like a dog when he begs
His best...

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From Poland hailed your Uncle Max, who in matters of manners was a bit lax,
While from France came Aunt Belle, whom I thought was really...

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In my dreams
like many have dreams,
I went to number 10 Drowning Street.
in this pandemic, isolation to cheat,
there is no other better place 
to meet, greet,...

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The bitty boat is on the beam
                  ...

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Quis? Ego
~ on the anointing of Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

So what if it was just a drunken dare
Quis? Ego! Made at Eton long ago
I...

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It swept across our world at the start of this year
An invisible enemy that brought with it great fear
My government was concerned about the economy...

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They came to me for Jewish names
   A Russian-Jewish couple, not to blame
Where they were from, Hebrew was banned
   As it...

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Hugging
I have heard
is coming back to stay
for rumour has it 
we are fast approaching
National Hugging Day
Awaiting an announcement from Prime Minister Boris J
All hugging can...

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“Times have passed cheques (checks) are surpassed
We now have online banking. In my day
 if they didn’t wanna pay, all you heard was The last...

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The Bloody Brexit
 
 It should have been so simple
There was a referendum
People voted leave
And Britain should have withdrawn
In an orderly fashion; but no.
The remainders...

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It seems like just the other day
Our pup, Shadrack, did pass away;
And altho’ they never seemed like friends,
My old cat, Jorg, knew Shad had met
...

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A boy and board in Brooklyn
bedeviled by the breath of baroque battles
bemused with a belligerent brain beauty
and befriended by battlefield bravado, 
the chessmen championed his...

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My name is Gladys I'm a fox with long ears
I'm Boris the bat with hyper extended ears
 They call me Millie a wise old owl
With...

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