Short Boris Poems

Russian spy Boris Badenov
Met CIA double agent Gregory Gudenov
   They winked at each other
   ~ They had the same mother...

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A Brit politician named Boris
Who spoke like he ate a thesaurus
Became the head bloke
Which seemed like a joke
As his morals were somewhat porous...

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PM Boris Johnson wrestles with bad hair days, but he doesn't seem to care!

Would some kind soul lend the bloke a comb and brush to tame his tousled hair!...

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Boris and Natasha's minds were awhirl
As the Russia probe facts did unfurl.
Let's end the confusion
There was no collusion
Was fake news of moose and of squirrel....

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Boris and Doris


There was a man name Boris
who had a wife name Doris
when he coughed
wife did scoff
they both couldn't sing chorus.


Written: Nov. 9, 2015
Theresa...

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You say everything and it means nothing.
You say nothing and it means everything.
You keep quiet and the sound is deafening.
Your answers to questions are not worth the noise....

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Boris Johnson looks just like Donald Trump
Which means that for liberals he's a chump
   He swears he will Brexit
   If not he will text that
Voters can place his rump in a sump-pump...

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There once was a man called Boris
Who loved a wee deoch an' doris
Whether his tipple was whisky or brandy
Foreign affairs made him peculiarly randy
When he indulged in extra-marital coitus...

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B-ecause 
O-f 
R-ays 
I-t 
S-hines 

P-leasantly 
A-llowing 
S-kyway 
T-o 
E-xpress 
R-adiant 
N-ature 
A-nd 
K-nowledge 

Topic: Poet (Boris Pasternak) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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boris broke the rules
attending garden parties
whilst WE stayed at home

He covers his back
rules are now to be relaxed
voters are not fools!

I am cynical
of politicians actions
If the truth be told

01/20/21...

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So pitiful
grasping at the lives we chanced
those who survived
130 thousand forgot
so soon
pompous buffoon
Boris Johnson will not isolate after Covid case among staff
news just 23 hours ago
humanity
just how low will we...

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Say there

Boris Betlejuice

Just how much times 

Repeatedly

Do you have to speak a

Lie

Until that lie then becomes the

Truth 

And can be swallowed or taken

As easy as per - say

Alphabet
S-O-U-P
Soup...

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intrigued by thesaurus
given by Joe Morris
look up the word porous
who? asks my friend Doris
amusing my friend Boris

a gift from friend Morris
I love a thesaurus
this takes care of Doris
I relook up porous
amusing my friend Boris...

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Little matters the Corona Curse, little matters stockpile's dearth;
Of Johnson's job, clearance for virus is the very worth.
Infested with infection and inquietude, the entire Britain bawls: 
Boris, Boris, brought barathra engulfing my bedside berth!...

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Jesse Lasky met Boris Spasky
                      Musket musk-catty spider husky
                   Lasky's knight cooked Spasky's rook
                      Spasky's queen is spider's spook
                 Bishop stomped heyho where is Cash key ?...

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When BoJo and Donald first met
Donald treated BoJo as his pet
They resembled daft twins
Both with fixed smarmy grins
It’s a moment I will not forget

*BoJo is short for Boris Johnson the new British Prime Minister

8/8/19...

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Brexit!
The dreaded word,
haunts us once again,
Oh!Visions of doom, burst and gloom!
lies and false promises spun in looms,
In Houses of Parliament rooms,
To craft election win,
And enforce,
Brexit!





A red- letter day Rictameter poetry Contest...

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because you need it
watch the shares drop
Owners of iphone
-Prince Andrew-
-Donald Trump-
-Boris Johnston-
-Adolph Hitler-okay i made this one up but you know he would have
maybe they have made one that stops you sweating
brrrrrmmmm  cchhhhhhhhhhhh ( a drum roll)...

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It's nearly time for PMQs
Said Boris, and I've blocked the bog
With one of my enormous poos
It's nearly time for PMQ's
It's hard to verbally abuse
The opposition when your log
Is staring at you. PMQs
Said Boris, and I've blocked the bog

© Gail Foster 18th November 2020...

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Discect the cetacean on the table
Intercept the axon if you are able
Detect the carcass beneath the table
Protect the deadbeats, as they are unable.

Seven Senators Stood Singing (p)salms!
Shrimp stuffed pie crust often alarms!
consideration only harms!

Boris Yeltzin with upraised Arms!...

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"You got a memory for faces, sugar?" How she stares! 
"I think so, yes." Her smile splits like the crack of doom. 
Peroxide pales her improbable pile. That beehive hair's 
like something Boris Karloff might exhume. 
"That's kinda fortunate, y'see, becuz there's
no freakin' mirror in your room."...

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Never alarm a llama
I’m telling you in case
You alarm a llama
And he spits in your face

But if you charm a llama
And give him lots of grass
He won’t spit or charge at you
And he won’t kick your ar5e

And if you bought a llama
With a Boris Johnson head
You didn’t buy a llama 
But an alpaca instead...

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New Dictionary entry 2022
Royalty- able to pay for sex crimes with money
Putin- a Dick without the bottle
Trump-a Dick
Boris J-a semi filled straw doll
If there is a God explain me
Swinging for the sky
existence would not give me the chance to opt out
of all humanity
Never seen anything behind the eyes
Next...

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Little Bit waddles and limps downstairs at the sound of my voice. Barks at the hyperactive English Springer with all the fervor of Boris, the Russian Wolfhound, of Disney’s Lady and the Tramp fame.

the scruffy old stud
with four legs close to the ground -
wisdom’s on his side
...

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THE LESSER OF 2 EVILS
"coping with the virus would be easier to cope with than Boris""book your hospital beds early, before they are all taken again"
Indiana Shaw . . . 

"This is just killing by order" . . . : /...

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