Short Boris Poems
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A Brit politician named Boris
Who spoke like he ate a thesaurus
Became the head bloke
Which seemed like a joke
As his morals were somewhat porous
PM Boris Johnson wrestles with bad hair days, but he doesn't seem to care!
Would some kind soul lend the bloke a comb and brush to tame his tousled hair!
Boris and Doris
There was a man name Boris
who had a wife name Doris
when he coughed
wife did scoff
they both couldn't sing chorus.
Written: Nov. 9, 2015
Theresa
You say everything and it means nothing.
You say nothing and it means everything.
You keep quiet and the sound is deafening.
Your answers to questions are not worth the noise.
intrigued by thesaurus
given by Joe Morris
look up the word porous
who? asks my friend Doris
amusing my friend Boris
a gift from friend Morris
I love a thesaurus
this takes care of Doris
I relook up porous
amusing my friend Boris
Boris, too short
Natasha, too thin
Which fairly describes
the pickle they’re in
Rocky’s got them surrounded
with friends tall and/or fat
including Bullwinkle Moose
~ who on both of them sat
Brexit!
The dreaded word,
haunts us once again,
Oh!Visions of doom, burst and gloom!
lies and false promises spun in looms,
In Houses of Parliament rooms,
To craft election win,
And enforce,
Brexit!
A red- letter day Rictameter poetry Contest
It's nearly time for PMQs
Said Boris, and I've blocked the bog
With one of my enormous poos
It's nearly time for PMQ's
It's hard to verbally abuse
The opposition when your log
Is staring at you. PMQs
Said Boris, and I've blocked the bog
© Gail Foster 18th November 2020
Boris Johnson, what a jerk
That irritating secret smirk
That says he thinks it's all a joke
I reckon he's the sort of bloke
Who always gets away with it
Whatever, knowing Nanny's tit
Will ever fill his silver spoon
However bad he's been, the goon
And he, like other spoilt boys
I reckon probably enjoys
A spanking over Nanny's knee
Bad Boy Boris! Jam for tea?
© Gail Foster 19th September 2017
Boris Becker
misused his pecker
He had sex in a closet
leaving a baby deposit!
Inspired by Brian Strands' poem Becker which was about an artist and my poem is posted with his kind permission
Tennis player Boris Becker had sex in a restaurant closet with a model he'd just met. Becker acknowledged paternity of a daughter, Anna, with Russian waitress Angela Ermakova, not surprisingly his marriage ended!
09/28/21