Bodily Function Poems - Poems about Bodily Function

...“I have no mental activity, good of bad; I have no bodily function, good or bad; I have no verbal action, good or bad. I am the nectar of Knowledge - beyond the senses, pure” fragmen......

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...Learning when/how to close seat then... flush... the toilet with good frisson! Bull leave me you, though how bison teen and juvenile from a sixty four year old married male no less! (alter......

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...Flatulence has many endearing names Most commonly known as a fart A blow off, fluff, clanger, puff of love Just a few from a long list and chart Its an explosive common bodily function Eruptin......

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...What goes up must come down Except for a bodily function quite renowned A function so joyous We utter loud voices Voices that can be heard all over town......

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...Ignored Assumed Taken for Granted By George W. Clever-----7 September 2020 Admittedly, there is a most important thing I take for granted You may ask what do I mean by ‘taken for granted’? I m......

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...Learning when/how to close seat then... flush... the toilet with good frisson! (alternately titled long windedly using lower case letters: no matter tidily bowled over based upon real events, ......

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...Social settings have stigma attached to this. Atmospherically climactic negative correlations sustain society. Civilized individuals are naturally monogamous; serially… On the other hand gender......

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...The real gods of wind - Oh these have to be male They can produce wind at will And with force they exhale Often ready with a belch or a fart They have this bodily function down to a fin......

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...When we sneeze it feels oh so good When someone next to you sneezes And you didn't have an advanced warning It's like your head almost blows off your shoulders! It a natural bodi......

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...Constipation! Such consternation A work in progress So much left unsaid… Fragments of angst Long standing wiles With nothing but cold tiles But when it works All progress is swift Everythi......

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...Here's Jack's philosophy in a nutshell Did you catch that, in a NUTshell? Got a little bit off the track for a while But he's chugging along again like hell Didn't think it would be too too ......

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...Here's some of my favourite pet peeves Construction, potholes, and speed bumps A bald person with a bad fitting hair piece Or soup with unidentified lumps Public washrooms that stink to high......

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...I woke up with  a sore throat A thousand hammers beating a retreat In my head I open one eye to see if i could reach The box of tissues by my bed To sneeze or not to sneeze That is the question in li......

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