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Bodily Function Poems - Poems about Bodily Function

Bodily Function Poems - Examples of all types of poems about bodily function to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for bodily function.

Learning when how to close seat then

...Learning when/how to close seat then... flush... the toilet with good frisson! Bull leave me you, though how bison teen and juvenile from a sixty four year old married male no less! (alter......Read the rest...

Categories: bodily function, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme

Flatulence Yes You Heard It

...Flatulence has many endearing names Most commonly known as a fart A blow off, fluff, clanger, puff of love Just a few from a long list and chart Its an explosive common bodily function Eruptin......Read the rest...

Categories: bodily function, fun, humor, nonsense, silly,
Form: Rhyme

What Goes Up

...What goes up must come down Except for a bodily function quite renowned A function so joyous We utter loud voices Voices that can be heard all over town......Read the rest...

Categories: bodily function, love,
Form: Limerick

Ignored Assumed Taken For Granted

...Ignored Assumed Taken for Granted By George W. Clever-----7 September 2020 Admittedly, there is a most important thing I take for granted You may ask what do I mean by ‘taken for granted’? I m......Read the rest...

Categories: bodily function, blessing, body, god, people,
Form: Carpe Diem

Learning When How To Close Seat Then

...Learning when/how to close seat then... flush... the toilet with good frisson! (alternately titled long windedly using lower case letters: no matter tidily bowled over based upon real events, ......Read the rest...

Categories: bodily function, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Dramatic Verse

An Open Relationship

...Social settings have stigma attached to this. Atmospherically climactic negative correlations sustain society. Civilized individuals are naturally monogamous; serially… On the other hand gender......Read the rest...

Categories: bodily function, assonance, relationship, social, society,
Form: Didactic

The Real Gods of Wind

...The real gods of wind - Oh these have to be male They can produce wind at will And with force they exhale Often ready with a belch or a fart They have this bodily function down to a fin......Read the rest...

Categories: bodily function, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Sneezing Feels So Good

...When we sneeze it feels oh so good When someone next to you sneezes And you didn't have an advanced warning It's like your head almost blows off your shoulders! It a natural bodi......Read the rest...

Categories: bodily function, humorous,
Form: Narrative

Constipation

...Constipation! Such consternation A work in progress So much left unsaid… Fragments of angst Long standing wiles With nothing but cold tiles But when it works All progress is swift Everythi......Read the rest...

Categories: bodily function, fun, giggle, hope,
Form: Free verse

Jack's Philosophy In a Nutshell

...Here's Jack's philosophy in a nutshell Did you catch that, in a NUTshell? Got a little bit off the track for a while But he's chugging along again like hell Didn't think it would be too too ......Read the rest...

Categories: bodily function, humor,
Form: Quatrain

Pet Peeves

...Here's some of my favourite pet peeves Construction, potholes, and speed bumps A bald person with a bad fitting hair piece Or soup with unidentified lumps Public washrooms that stink to high......Read the rest...

Categories: bodily function, funny,
Form: Quatrain

Man Flu

...I woke up with a sore throat A thousand hammers beating a retreat In my head I open one eye to see if i could reach The box of tissues by my bed To sneeze or not to sneeze That is the question in li......Read the rest...

Categories: bodily function, health,
Form: Light Verse