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Bodily Function Poems - Poems about Bodily Function

Avadhuta Gita Chapter 1 verse 8:

...“I have no mental activity, good of bad; 
I have no bodily function, good or bad;
I have no verbal action, good or bad.
I am the nectar of Knowledge -
beyond the senses, pure”


fragmen...

Categories: bodily function, spiritual,
Form: Rhyme

Learning when how to close seat then

...Learning when/how to close seat then...
flush... the toilet with good frisson!

Bull leave me you, though how bison
teen and juvenile 
from a sixty four year old
married male no less!

(alter...

Categories: bodily function, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme

Flatulence Yes You Heard It

...Flatulence has many endearing names
Most commonly known as a fart
A blow off, fluff, clanger, puff of love
Just a few from a long list and chart

Its an explosive common bodily function
Eruptin...

Categories: bodily function, fun, humor, nonsense, silly,
Form: Rhyme

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What Goes Up

...What goes up must come down
Except for a bodily function quite renowned
A function so joyous
We utter loud voices
Voices that can be heard all over town...

Categories: bodily function, love,
Form: Limerick

Ignored Assumed Taken For Granted

...Ignored Assumed Taken for Granted
By George W. Clever-----7 September 2020 

Admittedly, there is a most important thing I take for granted
You may ask what do I mean by ‘taken for granted’?
I m...

Categories: bodily function, blessing, body, god, people,
Form: Carpe Diem

Learning When How To Close Seat Then

...Learning when/how to close seat then...
flush... the toilet with good frisson!

(alternately titled long windedly
using lower case letters:
no matter tidily bowled over based
upon real events, ...

Categories: bodily function, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Dramatic Verse

An Open Relationship

...Social settings have stigma attached to this. 
Atmospherically climactic negative correlations sustain society. 
Civilized individuals are naturally monogamous; serially… 
On the other hand gender...

Categories: bodily function, assonance, relationship, social, society,
Form: Didactic

The Real Gods of Wind

...The real gods of wind - 
Oh these have to be male
They can produce wind at will
And with force they exhale
Often ready with a belch or a fart
They have this bodily function down to a fin...

Categories: bodily function, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Sneezing Feels So Good

...When we sneeze it feels oh so good

When someone next to you sneezes

And you didn't have an advanced warning 

It's like your head almost blows off your shoulders!

It a natural bodi...

Categories: bodily function, humorous,
Form: Narrative

Constipation

...Constipation!
Such consternation
A work in progress
So much left unsaid…
Fragments of angst
Long standing wiles
With nothing but cold tiles

But when it works
All progress is swift
Everythi...

Categories: bodily function, fun, giggle, hope,
Form: Free verse

Jack's Philosophy In a Nutshell

...Here's Jack's philosophy in a nutshell
Did you catch that, in a NUTshell?
Got a little bit off the track for a while
But he's chugging along again like hell

Didn't think it would be too too ...

Categories: bodily function, humor,
Form: Quatrain

Pet Peeves

...Here's some of my favourite pet peeves
Construction, potholes, and speed bumps
A bald person with a bad fitting hair piece
Or soup with unidentified lumps

Public washrooms that stink to high...

Categories: bodily function, funny,
Form: Quatrain

Man Flu

...I woke up with  a sore throat
A thousand hammers beating a retreat
In my head
I open one eye to see if i could reach
The box of tissues by my bed
To sneeze or not to sneeze
That is the question in li...

Categories: bodily function, health,
Form: Light Verse