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The Real Gods of Wind

The real gods of wind - Oh these have to be male They can produce wind at will And with force they exhale Often ready with a belch or a fart They have this bodily function down to a fine art 12~17~14 N/a in Contest: The God of Winds submitted to Applicable Not Applicable Contests Poetry Contest sponsored by Richard Lamoureux Research for the poem is from real life experience - inspired by my father and the other men in my life but I especially need to give credit to a student I worked with I will only refer to him as 'beanz boy' !!! (You did say on the rules to have fun… so I did!) Poets notes All the winning poems were serious ... and I don't think the sponsor appreciate my wit I but from the comments I received at least I made folk smile 12~17~14

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Ralph Sergi

Date: 6/7/2019 11:28:00 AM

Hi Jan: I also remember the pull my finger joke You can evoke humor to the bet of Scrooges!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/7/2019 11:31:00 AM

lol thanks Ralph:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 3/29/2016 8:57:00 PM

This is a winder for sure!!!!!! Hugs!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2016 8:58:00 PM

no got an N/A am more choosy when I think too out of the box for contests now lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 1/10/2015 6:43:00 PM

G'day Jan... Is this why men and women form their own groups at a bar-be-cue Jan? Great poem to brighten my day... oops! sorry. Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 1/10/2015 6:47:00 PM

LOL I Lindsay suggest we stay down wind from the men so we never find out lol! Hugs Jan xxx

Tim Ryerson

Date: 12/29/2014 12:35:00 PM

Yes, she said have fun and you sure did my friend! HILARIOUS...Reminds me of my late father-in-law who would often tell the grandkids 'Pull my finger' and then he would cut loose. I also have a 'Farting Santa' which I put on display at work every Christmas...Pinch his finger, he farts (with quite a repertoire I might add) and says things like: 'That's all YOU'RE gettin' for Christmas' and 'Up the chimney we GOOO!...The customers always get a kick out of it. Good stuff! - Tim

Jan Allison
Date: 12/29/2014 12:39:00 PM

I just hope Shadow has a good sense of humour lol:-) thanks for the lovely comment Tim that had me giggling :-) Hugs Jan xxx

Earl Schumacker

Date: 12/20/2014 9:55:00 AM

Hi Jan, Are you sure this is not a political statement? Very funny. Good luck in the contest. Earl

Jan Allison
Date: 12/20/2014 10:39:00 AM

I guess it could be politicians are notoriously full of hot air:-) Hugs jan xxx

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser

Date: 12/19/2014 1:48:00 AM

Jan sweet Jan.. :)! love it.. :)! funny and clever write.. !

Jan Allison
Date: 12/19/2014 2:31:00 AM

Thanks Olive glad to make you smile:-) Hugs jan xx

James Fraser

Date: 12/18/2014 1:10:00 PM

The lure of a title, and here's me thinking it's going to be about Roman, Greek Gods. Thanks for the chuckle Jan, James :) xx

Jan Allison
Date: 12/18/2014 2:44:00 PM

You know me now James I have to go for a different take on the theme if I can LOL:-) Hugs jan xxx

Daver Austin

Date: 12/18/2014 10:16:00 AM

At 85 this little jewel fits to a T. Thanks for giving me a chuckle. Love, daver

Jan Allison
Date: 12/18/2014 10:21:00 AM

WOW are you really 85 that is awesome Daver:-) so glad you enjoyed my humour just hope the judge has a good sense of humour :-) Hugs and happy Christmas:-) Jan xxx

Ettie Christian-Bowling

Date: 12/18/2014 9:39:00 AM

Lolz What a funny and airy poem Jan:):)-Lve Ettie

Jan Allison
Date: 12/18/2014 10:20:00 AM

Thanks Ettie glad it made you smile:-) Hugs jan xxx

Harry Horsman

Date: 12/18/2014 5:25:00 AM

you are a breath of fresh air Jan...brilliant

Jan Allison
Date: 12/18/2014 5:54:00 AM

Thanks Harry I thought I would try and find a humourous approach to this subject:-) Hugs jan xxx

Harry Horsman
Date: 12/18/2014 5:30:00 AM

sorry Gerald just seen your comment for Jan....

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 12/18/2014 4:31:00 AM

Hilarious! Ha-ha, dear Jan! Hope the judges of the contest will be women! Ha-ha!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/18/2014 5:53:00 AM

Yes its Shadow - i just hope she has a good sense of humour:-) Hugs jan xxx

Jerry Swana

Date: 12/17/2014 8:21:00 PM

hahaha this is a breathe of fresh air minus the flatulence :) truly lifted up my mood when I read this.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/18/2014 2:49:00 AM

Glad you enjoyed it Gerald - I am just hoping Shadow sees the humour here:-) hugs jan xxx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 12/17/2014 6:32:00 PM

That's why they invented Clothepins!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/17/2014 6:32:00 PM

lol:-) Hugs jan x

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 12/17/2014 6:27:00 PM

I can't blame you it's a breeze!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/17/2014 6:29:00 PM

LOL - personally I would prefer a strong mistral rather than the smell of flatulence lol:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 12/17/2014 6:25:00 PM

Yes! I used to hate it when you called me beanz boy!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/17/2014 6:26:00 PM

oops so sorry Maurice I really shouldn't reveal your windy past:-( Hugs jan xxx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 12/17/2014 5:21:00 PM

What a gorgeous modern Tanka dealing with the nature of the winds passed on from generation to generation of males. So it is passed on from father to son. This is deep with a thundering message. One easily gets your drift. I'm winded just thinking about it. It reads like a gentle breeze that slowly fills the nasal passages with its unforgettable scent. This really opens a window...or at least should...please!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/17/2014 6:06:00 PM

LOL Maurice - seriously we used to have to open the windows when beanz boy wafted in through the door - am convinced he was fed on beans curry and sprouts every weekend lol:-) Hugs jan xxx

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 12/17/2014 5:08:00 PM

Yes Jan..they must be male doing all the noisy ones and the silent killers too.Wahaha : ).Air freshner Smbi Pur..I need to breathe pls : )lol. Glad to feell you happy..A big hug : )

Jan Allison
Date: 12/17/2014 6:01:00 PM

Thanks for dropping by glad I made you smile:-) hugs Jan x

Tim Smith

Date: 12/17/2014 4:38:00 PM

LOL...you ARE funny Jan :) ...hugs Tim

Jan Allison
Date: 12/17/2014 4:38:00 PM

:-) Hugs Jan x

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/17/2014 4:06:00 PM

Jan, i hope she has a funny bone. You have to tell her where you got your research from. You could say "found from life experience with husband, brothers, etc. " hahaha. LOVE this.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/17/2014 4:08:00 PM

I decided i have nothing to lose by posting this for the contest - thanks for the heads up - will add the 'reasearch' to the poem thanks lol

Sara Kendrick

Date: 12/17/2014 2:48:00 PM

Oh!! Reads like a winner..Way to go ..Thanks for the visit to my page.Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 12/17/2014 3:06:00 PM

I'm not sure about it even getting placed Sara - just went for the fun aspect! Hugs jan xxx

David Meade

Date: 12/17/2014 1:52:00 PM

Pull my finger!!! The laughter felt good today! 7

Jan Allison
Date: 12/17/2014 2:24:00 PM

I think my son has just disowned me ... and he's not even read the poem!!!! Hugs Jan xxxx

Paul Callus

Date: 12/17/2014 1:37:00 PM

I'm running a temperature, but your humour is good medicine! Very enjoyable:) hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 12/17/2014 2:24:00 PM

Aww hope you feel better soon Paul:-) Hugs jan xxx

Nette Onclaud

Date: 12/17/2014 11:45:00 AM

such an extraordinary, hilarious write, jan... your humoe shines again!.. huggs

Jan Allison
Date: 12/17/2014 11:48:00 AM

Thanks Nette:-) I couldn't resist the humourous approach for this one! Hugs Jan xxx

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 12/17/2014 11:13:00 AM

Ha ha, this kills me!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/17/2014 11:47:00 AM

I couldn't resist Richard:-) It is written tongue firmly in cheek and I do hope Shadow appreciates my unique take on the theme:-) hugs Jan xxx

Brenda Meier-Hans

Date: 12/17/2014 9:58:00 AM

I am rolling here! A simply brilliant take on the contest. Good luck on the contest.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/17/2014 11:47:00 AM

Glad I made you smile Brenda - I hope Shadow appreciates the humour here:-) Hugs Jan xxx