Jack's Philosophy In a Nutshell
Here's Jack's philosophy in a nutshell
Did you catch that, in a NUTshell?
Got a little bit off the track for a while
But he's chugging along again like hell
Didn't think it would be too too long
He's basically a real jester at heart
Things always seem to strike him funny
Like when a preacher lets out a big fart
A fart is just simply a bodily function
Even the Queen of England lets 'em fly
But her escorts always say “pardon me”
Giving Queenie a built-in alibi
His LOCOmotive's chugging along again
Some sillies will be coming along soon
It's how this guy rolls, the silly old jester
As he attempts to eat spaghetti with a spoon
Seems like I'm trying a wee bit too hard
That spaghetti thing wasn't that funny
How about a fellow who's had one too many
Balancing a beer on his tummy
Okay I promise to work on this stuff
I'm more than a wee bit rusty it seems
BARE with me, or fully clothed if you wish
Convulsed with laughter you'll scream
© Jack Ellison 2014
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