Balancing accounts, my most hated chore,
Invoices piling higher than ever before.
Lists of too many charges haunt me today,
Lamenting the weight of each bill to pay.
When asked if he toked the evil weed,
William Jefferson Clinton (né?Blythe III),
aka, Bill Clinton, we heard, did indeed,
if not totally beyond the pale
these words he spoke,
"I smoked but didn’t inhale,"
and altho' with no proof, yet by the book,
with that he was off the hook.
Then came Monica Lewinsky,
their relationship he lied to hide,
accused with obstruction of justice,
for him to be impeachment-free,
with the mess all down her dress,
the chain of evidence was there to follow,
of the fateful day Bill only had to say,
"She sucked but didn't swallow."
Flip The Bill
Waiting for the check in the mail
Flip the bill
We’re all under paid
Need a raise
Under appreciated
Work hard to earn a paycheck
Life is hard
So many obstacles
One after the other
Need to work more hours
What about food?
Knowing the rent is due
Never enough to retire
Always under fire
Just work yourself to death
I’ve had enough
Money grows on trees
Rich people are greedy
Food on the table
Make it through tomorrow
Don’t feel sorry for yourself
Get up off your lazy ass and work
In
Masonic tradition,
the pyramid represents wisdom
on the back of the dollar bill you see
an edifice with the tip of the pyramid detached,
a searching eye is in the tip of the detached pyramid
Our nation should ever be searching for the divine wisdom
that humanity needs, which will make the pyramid complete
seek wisdom and
lay dormant blind Ignorance~
not curious
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there once was an old man named Bill
who liked to brag about his stamina to women for a thrill
one night it was said
with Molly he was limp in bed
Bill said I must have gotten a generic blue pill
I only got a Blue Cheese
and I need a burger bad
said he’d only take Dixie
or a Jackson at a push
now I’m beggin’ on my knees
but don’t wanna make him mad
I’m in a foodie fixie
but he said “go kiss my tush”
Friends like no other
They give you pain and bother
Ready to screw you up
From bottom to top
In the name of honesty they kill
And they charge you for the bill
Wednesday 3/12/2003
I'm not interested
thank you very much
too much water under the bridge
too much time has passed
every decision we make
send us a bill back
one can be with debt
one can be with cash.
Jessica
The largest bill I have seen personally is a hundred- dollar bill
I do not like them
They are not as easy to spend as a twenty-dollar bill
Or a five- dollar bill
The largest denomination circulated was the ten-thousand-dollar bill
I would like to see a photo of one of these
But would not like to try and spend it
The stores turn up their noses at the hundred
Aussies shake the cob-webs away your lives are at stake
In these present days.'
The M A D bill is pending, find strong will don't be bending.'
Phone the radio stations
Make great noise' stir the Nation.! Get emailing get writing
Whats intended is frightening.'
Forget about division.! And any 'con-vid' fogged decisions!
You are bigger, and better.'
Listen to a Nations spirit not the letter, make things better!
Ask your neighbour sister brother.?
Make your stand.!! You'll find there are many others.!
Now we know, the past was sheer murder.' Share the word
M A D..Shall not pass! Not one speech or motion further.!!
Jill and Bill glide on the rill,
Bubbling with thrills,
Embracing the chills,
Past serene hills.
Patiently yearning for gills,
Jill—with her bait and skills—
Fills her spirit with a frill,
As tranquil waters lie still.
With each catch, a hidden drill,
Bill, overjoyed, concerns distill.
Moonlit eve; savor the grill—
Jill and Bill, relish nature's will.
Jill and Bill went up the hill
for a little mid-day thrill.
Nine months to the day,
you pay if you play.
Jill had not been on the pill!!
Jill went up the hill with Bill,
Having given Jack the sack.
Bill had the skill, the pail to fill,
And safely bring it back.
Then Jill and Bill were married,
In case you were wondering whether
And now they’re planning to appear
In more nursery rhymes together.
Jill just can’t sit for one minute still;
In everything she wants some thrill!
One rainy evening she climbs a hill;
From there she slips making a shrill!
This results her fall straight into a rill;
She swallows water a gallon at her will!
As her belly swells, she falls critically ill;
The quack there tries on her every pill!
It costs them their farm to pay his bill!!
Albo built a billy-cart..' named it m a d info no 1.!
He's dragged it up to Thredbo.Mates...
Now the whole things came un-done.!
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