Short Bill Poems
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There was a love bird named Bill
he liked to sun on the sill
himself admiring
he was so charming
until he had a big spill
Albo built a billy-cart..' named it m a d info no 1.!
He's dragged it up to Thredbo.Mates...
Now the whole things came un-done.!
my phone ring and sing
there 'a wing
that pings
i know before
i pick up is the bill stuff
one name is hector
BILL
COLLECTOR
Frim the first of January Texans must comply, in order to access internet
Services I am informed.' Whether reliably
I do not know..)
i can't sit still
or have a chill pill
if my phone is kill
right away mabe the same day
i do the lords will
and pay my
PHONE BILL
Here he lies as he always did.
I hope they locked the coffin lid.
O hark ye satan, watch and learn,
With glib of tongue he might return.
There once was a man named Bill
Who sat on a window sill
While looking down
With a weary frown
Thought...
"Man, I better Just chill"!
A young lady once said, “I Will”
When was asked to marry by Bill.
She already had,
and had a big lad;
so Bill swallowed that bitter pill!
Jill and Bill went up the hill
for a little mid-day thrill.
Nine months to the day,
you pay if you play.
Jill had not been on the pill!!
Dollar bills flying out of the air
Trillions for all of us to share
Best send some more
The fast food store
Took a million for my dinner there
Bill Gates may be a little richer,
so what! but I'm a better writer!
although a few billions poorer,
I can't ask for anything better.
Buffalo Bill
Stood in the rain and caught a chill
Was very ill and in some pain
He moaned and groaned…"This is a calamity, Jane!!"
A Texan observing contortion
Screamed, "That's gotta be an abortion!
So pay me ten grand
Or I'll take the stand
To further the cause of extortion!"
There once was a patient named Phil,
A tough one the doc couldn't kill.
He left the hospital
As fit as a fiddle
But croaked when he opened the bill.
Senator Lindsey Graham is crackers
As are all those Bill Cosby backers
Females are not toys
For abuse by boys
Who are clearly sadistic bushwhackers!
There once was a pink, pig named Bill,
who climbed up a big, big hill.
He climbed to the top
not to be pork chop,
but his big owner found him still.
At the end of a traumatic, dramatic day of awe,
Through a whispering telephone call,
At last, Loving Bill speaks:
"I love you"
And that is all!
There once was a fellow named Bill
Who like cherry, and lime, and plum pills
He ate everyday
So his mother would say
"You eat too much. Bring out the drill."
she was homely and plain
Buffalo Bill dressed her poster up, pretending pretty
the men would not come to watch her shoot
if they knew the truth about Annie Oakley
A sex mad codger named Bill
Swallowed a Viagra pill
His todger did rise -
You should see the size
It sure gave his wife a thrill
17th Feb 2015
there was a young cad named Bill
who liked to chase blondes for a thrill
one night it was said
with a lass in bed
she said you are juxtaposed with a brunet named Jill
The vet gave the duck a bill,
Causing him to become quite shrill,
He thought it was far too much
So he quacked him in the crutch,
The vet didn't like the duck's bill.
William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton
Monica Lewinsky got his attention
Remembered not as a politician ….
but being found in a compromising position!
05~29~15
I sincerely admire by actions Bill Gates,
He gave a lot of money to different states.
I swore, that I would do the same in my will !
(In case, if I get rich, like above Bill.)
There was an old fella called Bill,
Who joined dating sites for a thrill,
But he failed to impress
Anything in a dress:
At ninety he’s over the hill.
For Scott’s Hill contest