Best Zings Poems

The Duck That Lost His Quack


A Duck woke up late one day last week,
And all he could do was to squeak.
He looked everywhere and listened...

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Making the most of our talents and interests,
All around anticipation allows awesome attitudes
‘Xtra ‘xciting ‘xpectations ‘xpand possibility thinking
Illustrious inspiration instigates incentives and ideas
Magnitude of momentous...

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Dating my first love, hearing Elvis sing
"It's now or never come hold me tight"
A handsome young Kennedy on TV springs

The youngest president with views left...

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ABC Animal Twist

Adored and diverse, life thrives on earth; each day nature sees new births.
Big and small, abundantly in seas and trees; great beauty breathes.
Chameleons,...

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Oh freshly baked Persian lamb
wet lips smooching meat
dipped in lemon pulp
all tongues licking chops
as berry sauce  zings
on plates  cleared, dish all wiped out...

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,    ,      ,, 


Arctic bubbles caressing dusk,

evanescent froths  gather hearts

illuminating jeweled kisses; lovers

making nudges of pleasure...

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She rails at unseen whisperers,
un-wrappers of gooey carmels.
Her hat is high and so am I,
drunk on her liederkranz chanel.

I imagine a well-placed apple
replacing her feathered...

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Smell Clean!

Sometimes
no rhymes

do we
all see.

Blogs read
instead

can be
ugly.

Some peeps
are creeps.

So sly -
they spy

like moles
in holes.

Yes, sirs,
those curs

bait lambs
and ma’mes.

Some joke
with folk

or tease
blog-ees

Don’t mind
those kind!

But they
can say

mean...

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Inspiration


A fly which past fast zings
Like a bird on beating wings
A leaf that in wind flickers
Like a curvy girl on knickers

Or a Wretch who bemoans
As...

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Onset rumor today
Brave caped clown Gizmo
Dumps awful patron
After prank ended wonky

Never short fused
Clown Gizmo flips
Zooms while zings
Crowd cheer bravo

Later Gizmo calls bloke named Ralph
Guest plays...

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Ever gone to throw an axe?
You’ll love it if you try.
Grip the handle and relax,
Standing firm into your tracks,
Release and let it fly.

Over end, the...

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once
he came to the door
and twice
time split into four
and thrice
like the time before
his two eyes came
burning through
my floors

a force of choice
a shadowless voice
waves in visible
in...

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All bourgeios crime disgusted Eddie, for geared-up hopefuls, interested juveniles, know learned mindful negotiators offering powerful quotations rectify suffering that underdogs valiantly weather: xanthoid yearly...

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At Blitzen’s Christmas Dances Everyone Fields Glances
However, It Just Keeps Lecherous Men’s Nuances
Out Pacing Quietly Reserved Shy Things
Until Vodka Wields Xmas Yuletide Zings 



6 November...

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Everyone is podded off
Sipping, slipping into chill-consciousness
Blue Note-certified musings drip
From the tongues and lips
Busy, chewing the amplified air
The waitress saunters
Occasionally brushing up
Against the black-lacquered stallion
Resting...

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