Best Tush Poems
Below are the all-time best Tush poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of tush poems written by PoetrySoup members
The Male Menopause - Please Feel Free To Join In the CollaborationTed’s libido has now gone astray
He refused a quick roll in the hay
So what could be the cause -
It’s the male menopause...
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Categories:
tush, age, body, humorous, men,
Form:
Limerick
The Knickerless Vicar - Contains Innuendo :- Collaboration With Nina ParmenterFor a man of the cloth, our dear vicar
is not very partial to clothes
He is almost allergic to trousers
and y-fronts get right up his nose.
Ev’ry...
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Categories:
tush, clothes,
Form:
Rhyme
Olivia Newton JohnOlivia Newton John
A stunning sex bomb
Starred in the film Grease
Talk of ‘ those pants’ never cease!
I wonder how she managed to dance
In skin-tight shiny black...
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Categories:
tush, body, clothes, humorous, tribute,
Form:
Clerihew
InnocenceWhom the horse is looking for
Every day in the scarlet breeze
It comes and taps at the door
Have you forgotten your blue cheese
Is it the one...
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Categories:
tush, childhood, color, innocence, psychological,
Form:
Rhyme
Pompous PoetSo, I heard you don’t like my poetry style
Well, I don’t give a toss
It’s water off a turtle’s tush…
(Forget the duck cos it's too...
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Categories:
tush, anti bullying, poets,
Form:
Free verse
The Professional Farter - Le PetomaneTed was a professional farter
and at his windy recitals he’d boast
that could even toot Moonlight Sonata
If his wife fed him baked beans on toast!
There was...
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Categories:
tush, body, humorous, jobs, wind,
Form:
Rhyme
The Trainee BoogeymanThis boogeyman was scared of the dark
But tried frightening kids in the park
When dusk started to fall
For his mummy he’d call
He'd go dashing home quick...
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Categories:
tush, fantasy, kids, humorous, irony,
Form:
Limerick
Zolar the Inet God(after Edgar Allan Poe's "The Angel of the Odd")
It was a tidy day and I sat, replete, under vellux blankets.
Sadly, my tea was weak, the...
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Categories:
tush, abuse, addiction, anti bullying,
Form:
Quatrain
Satan In My BowelsSatan in my bowels
All I can say is 'ow'
Cringing and churning
My biscuits are burning
I’m praying for relief
Some sort of lanolin leaf
Wondering why I wasn’t born
Before...
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Categories:
tush, funny, introspection, nature,
Form:
Burlesque
Get Well Soon Laura LooLuloo was in a terrible rush
Shovelled snow then fell on her tush
It isn't a joke -
Her ankle got broke
But the snow's now turned...
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Categories:
tush, cheer up, for her,
Form:
Limerick
Tossing the CaberThomas was a tosser of the caber
Loved to practice in front of his neighbour
Oh boy how she would blush
When he wiggled his tush
For his caber...
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Categories:
tush, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
When She Stole My Thong It Went Very Wrong - BawdyMy auntie wears 'Bridget Jones' knickers
But last week at tea at the vicars
She’d purloined MY lace thong
It was morally wrong
T’was the cause of very loud...
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Categories:
tush, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Ronald Likes a Nice Bit of RumpA politician called Ronald Dump
Loves to pat pretty girls on the rump
At a peachy pert tush
All his brains turn to mush
His wife floors him –...
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Categories:
tush, body, humorous, lust, political,
Form:
Limerick
Limerick Collaboration-Join In-New AdditionsIf you would like to have your limerick(s) posted, soup mail them to me.
Ms. Rude is still writing her snide remarks
She sounds like a mad...
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Categories:
tush, humor,
Form:
Limerick
A Grunt and a PushThere once was a young man from Peru
Who ate a cactus plant he couldn't chew---
With a grunt and a push
It came...
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Categories:
tush, humorous, silly,
Form:
Limerick