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Ronald Likes a Nice Bit of Rump

A politician called Ronald Dump
Loves to pat pretty girls on the rump
At a peachy pert tush
All his brains turn to mush
His wife floors him – you should see the lump!

Fictional write for fun

7th June 2016

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Michelle Corbin Date: 7/8/2016 6:13:00 AM This is awesome, lol! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/7/2016 7:29:00 PM thanks Michelle:-) hugs Jan xx

Judy Konos Date: 6/16/2016 7:43:00 PM LOL. Funny poem Fit for Election 2016 Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/17/2016 2:21:00 PM Definitely Judy lol have had fun with my three Trump inspired limericks lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne Date: 6/12/2016 11:30:00 AM LOL, loved these limericks, my friend Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/12/2016 12:18:00 PM Thanks Jack I am so glad I'm not in the US and have to vote lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Timothy Hicks Date: 6/10/2016 11:02:00 PM Naughty, naughty politician (I wonder if Mr. Dump learned from Mr. Clinton) ... :O Funny one, Jan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/11/2016 6:54:00 AM LOL Timothy am so glad I don't have to vote in your election:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Hauser Date: 6/8/2016 11:53:00 PM Lol! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/9/2016 1:13:00 AM Hee hee got another one to post :-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper Date: 6/8/2016 10:39:00 PM This is great, the humor is wonderful :-) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/9/2016 1:12:00 AM Thanks Eve I do so appreciate your support :-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Merryman Date: 6/7/2016 3:20:00 PM Ha ha ha! Good one, Jan! Love, Kim Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/7/2016 3:23:00 PM Thanks Kim I have another one to post too lol:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 6/7/2016 2:18:00 PM - Jan ... :)))))))) .... you are wonderful :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/7/2016 2:26:00 PM LOl thanks Anne Lise but some would disagree with you lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 6/7/2016 2:07:00 PM Bahahaha...this is awesome Jan. I wonder if this ever really happens? : ) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/7/2016 2:10:00 PM Now don't be dim Tim! Of course we know it never happens Hmmmm well I only have to think of Bill Clinton and his denial about ms Lewinsky lol:-) hugs Jan xx