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Ronald Likes a Nice Bit of Rump

A politician called Ronald Dump
Loves to pat pretty girls on the rump
At a peachy pert tush
All his brains turn to mush
His wife floors him – you should see the lump!

Fictional write for fun

7th June 2016

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Michelle Corbin July 8, 2016 at 6:13 AM This is awesome, lol! Jan Allison August 7, 2016 at 7:29 PM thanks Michelle:-) hugs Jan xx

Judy Konos June 16, 2016 at 7:43 PM LOL. Funny poem Fit for Election 2016 Jan Allison June 17, 2016 at 2:21 PM Definitely Judy lol have had fun with my three Trump inspired limericks lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne June 12, 2016 at 11:30 AM LOL, loved these limericks, my friend Jan Allison June 12, 2016 at 12:18 PM Thanks Jack I am so glad I'm not in the US and have to vote lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Timothy Hicks June 10, 2016 at 11:02 PM Naughty, naughty politician (I wonder if Mr. Dump learned from Mr. Clinton) ... :O Funny one, Jan. Jan Allison June 11, 2016 at 6:54 AM LOL Timothy am so glad I don't have to vote in your election:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Hauser June 8, 2016 at 11:53 PM Lol! Jan Allison June 9, 2016 at 1:13 AM Hee hee got another one to post :-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper June 8, 2016 at 10:39 PM This is great, the humor is wonderful :-) Jan Allison June 9, 2016 at 1:12 AM Thanks Eve I do so appreciate your support :-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Merryman June 7, 2016 at 3:20 PM Ha ha ha! Good one, Jan! Love, Kim Jan Allison June 7, 2016 at 3:23 PM Thanks Kim I have another one to post too lol:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen June 7, 2016 at 2:18 PM - Jan ... :)))))))) .... you are wonderful :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison June 7, 2016 at 2:26 PM LOl thanks Anne Lise but some would disagree with you lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith June 7, 2016 at 2:07 PM Bahahaha...this is awesome Jan. I wonder if this ever really happens? : ) Jan Allison June 7, 2016 at 2:10 PM Now don't be dim Tim! Of course we know it never happens Hmmmm well I only have to think of Bill Clinton and his denial about ms Lewinsky lol:-) hugs Jan xx