Ronald Likes a Nice Bit of Rump

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A politician called Ronald Dump Loves to pat pretty girls on the rump At a peachy pert tush All his brains turn to mush His wife floors him – you should see the lump! Fictional write for fun 7th June 2016

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016



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Date: 7/8/2016 6:13:00 AM
This is awesome, lol!
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Jan Allison
Date: 8/7/2016 7:29:00 PM
thanks Michelle:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/16/2016 7:43:00 PM
LOL. Funny poem Fit for Election 2016
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Date: 6/17/2016 2:21:00 PM
Definitely Judy lol have had fun with my three Trump inspired limericks lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/12/2016 11:30:00 AM
LOL, loved these limericks, my friend
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Date: 6/12/2016 12:18:00 PM
Thanks Jack I am so glad I'm not in the US and have to vote lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/10/2016 11:02:00 PM
Naughty, naughty politician (I wonder if Mr. Dump learned from Mr. Clinton) ... :O Funny one, Jan.
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Date: 6/11/2016 6:54:00 AM
LOL Timothy am so glad I don't have to vote in your election:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/8/2016 11:53:00 PM
Lol!
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Date: 6/9/2016 1:13:00 AM
Hee hee got another one to post :-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/8/2016 10:39:00 PM
This is great, the humor is wonderful :-)
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Date: 6/9/2016 1:12:00 AM
Thanks Eve I do so appreciate your support :-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/7/2016 3:20:00 PM
Ha ha ha! Good one, Jan! Love, Kim
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Date: 6/7/2016 3:23:00 PM
Thanks Kim I have another one to post too lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/7/2016 2:18:00 PM
- Jan ... :)))))))) .... you are wonderful :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 6/7/2016 2:26:00 PM
LOl thanks Anne Lise but some would disagree with you lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/7/2016 2:07:00 PM
Bahahaha...this is awesome Jan. I wonder if this ever really happens? : )
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Date: 6/7/2016 2:10:00 PM
Now don't be dim Tim! Of course we know it never happens Hmmmm well I only have to think of Bill Clinton and his denial about ms Lewinsky lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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