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The Knickerless Vicar - Contains Innuendo :- Collaboration With Nina Parmenter
The Knickerless Vicar - Contains Innuendo :- Collaboration With Nina Parmenter
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MANY THANKS TO MY 'PARTNER IN RHYME' NINA PARMENTER FOR MAKING ME GIGGLE SO MUCH DURING THE WRITING OF THIS POEM
For a man of the cloth, our dear vicar
is not very partial to clothes
He is almost allergic to trousers
and y-fronts get right up his nose.
Ev’ry Sunday as he climbs in the pulpit
(where the choir boys are sitting below)
His meat and two veg are seen swinging
And it’s proof that he is commando
The ladies who bake and do flowers
don’t know if to scream or to peek
but Olga the Organist’s smiling
and she’s practising eight days a week!
At this year’s summer fete it was breezy
and the wind, I’m afraid, took its toll
His cassock blew up to his waistline
as he served up the last sausage roll
I've heard when he goes on vacation
He suns himself on a nudist beach
and his wife applies his sun lotion
to stop his tush looking like a ripe peach
03/14/20
Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2020
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