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Olivia Newton John

Olivia Newton John
A stunning sex bomb
Starred in the film Grease
Talk of ‘ those pants’ never cease!

I wonder how she managed to dance
In skin-tight shiny black satin pants
At the sight of her tush
All the blokes turned to mush
And wanted to begin a romance!

For filming she’s sewn into her clothes
How she went to the toilet who knows!

Her pants sold at an auction in June
I bet the purchaser’s over the moon! 

Clerimerick Couplets (Hybrid Form) Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Mark Toney
8/28/19

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Paul Callus October 4, 2019 at 7:31 AM Congratulations on your much deserved podium finish, Jan! And once again thank you for your generosity. Hugs // paul

Gershon Wolf September 29, 2019 at 1:16 PM Hey, Congrats on your top win with this tribute to ONJ, Jan. Now maybe you'll tell us: How DID she go to the bathroom in those pants?! LOL. Congrats! Cheers, Gershon

Anisha Dutta September 28, 2019 at 11:47 PM BIG CONGRATS to win TOP. Love.

Tom Cunningham September 28, 2019 at 11:41 PM Back with congrats Jan, now ive got that image in my head again lol. Tom

Jeanne Mcgee September 28, 2019 at 11:14 PM Conrats on your win with your bombshell!

Tania Kitchin September 28, 2019 at 8:58 PM Congratulations Jan on your top win in the contest! Enjoyed! :)

Janis Medders Tobechi September 28, 2019 at 8:41 PM Congratulations on a top, well deserved win. She must have been sewed into those pants.

David Drowley September 28, 2019 at 6:55 PM 'Jan, Congratulations on your very well deserved win! Loved the humor. David'

Ann Gilmour September 28, 2019 at 6:47 PM Brilliant Jan! Many congrats on this top spot win. With kindest thoughts Ann xx

Andrea Dietrich September 28, 2019 at 6:29 PM this is SOUPER SUPERLATIVE writing in the three forms he gave us. A VERY well deserved win, my friend, and a FAVE

Mark Toney September 28, 2019 at 5:17 PM You nailed the form, Jan! This is so much fun to read! Congratulations on your first place win! ~Mark

Jack Horne September 27, 2019 at 9:00 AM Ha ha, love this - I remember the crush I had on her when I was around 8... Jan Allison September 27, 2019 at 9:24 AM lol Jack she certainly captured many hearts and she is still a stunning looking lady:-) hugs Jan xx

Christopher Flaherty August 30, 2019 at 4:15 PM Maybe those Pants is where they came up with the name for the Movie. As they used Grease to get them on Jan Jan Allison September 27, 2019 at 9:23 AM sorry I did comment on the and thought I'd replied to this comment, the soup gremlin strikes again:-) hugs jan xx Christopher Flaherty August 30, 2019 at 4:21 PM I wrote a poem for a contest called Elanor Rigby who was she. Would appreciate if you would take the time out to read it and comment on what you think please Jan my friend

Alexis Y. August 30, 2019 at 2:59 PM Hi Jan, I always liked Olivia Newton John. I like her as a singer as well. I agree, she was a looker. She still looks good for her age. Well done. I wish you the best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis Jan Allison September 1, 2019 at 4:16 AM She is amazing still Alexis and her daughter is stunning:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen August 28, 2019 at 7:17 AM - Yes, she was a stunning sex bomb, both with and without panties ... if I could get one million for my old panties at auction ... I would sell them without a doubt ... did I hear a bid? :))) - Love it, Jan :) - Good luck in the contest :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison August 30, 2019 at 3:24 AM lol go on sell em Anne-Lise lol:-) You'd be surprised what people will buy lol:-) Anne-Lise Andresen August 28, 2019 at 11:13 AM - A super idea, Jan ... I can use the picture from my poem: - Teammates - :))) Jan Allison August 28, 2019 at 9:19 AM lol Anne-Lise I am sure someone would buy them though maybe not for a million ... try selling a pair on ebay lol:-) hugs Jan xx Anne-Lise Andresen August 28, 2019 at 8:54 AM ... I'm talking about my underwear pants ... my sick panties :) Jan Allison August 28, 2019 at 7:49 AM I've used 'pants' in the American context meaning trousers - of course we are correct as we call our underwear pants or knickers lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Michael Whatley August 28, 2019 at 4:00 AM Wow I didn't know you could be sewn into clothes, I learned something. Fun piece Jan; I enjoyed the cheeky rhymes! Jan Allison August 28, 2019 at 7:48 AM Thanks Michael:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf August 27, 2019 at 8:44 PM Hi, Jan: 'How she goes to the toilet who knows' is an absolute gem. Hilarious! :) gw Jan Allison August 28, 2019 at 2:28 AM I tried to continue the 'pants' theme throughout the poem - I'd read they were up for auction in June but can't find out how much they sold for - they wouldn't have fitted me that's for sure lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Vladislav Raven August 27, 2019 at 7:49 PM Hi Jan, a definite winner for me. I really enjoy that film each time I see it. I love your fun take on this. As always, the fun shines through. I always remember those scenes. I hope this one does well for you Jan. Have a wonderful Wednesday. Hugs....Mike. XX Jan Allison August 28, 2019 at 2:26 AM thanks my friend so lovely to see you back - now I realise I commented on a second poem and also on your POTD again many congrats! xx:-) hugs Jan xx

Sandra Adams August 27, 2019 at 6:37 PM i still can see them dancing around, probably seen the movie 100 times over... good one Jan :) hugs Jan Allison August 27, 2019 at 6:38 PM Wasn't it a fabulous film Sandy!:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham August 27, 2019 at 10:29 AM I remember those pants very well lol. Good luck. Tom Jan Allison August 27, 2019 at 11:33 AM I think many men do Tom lol:-) It was a very memorable film:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin August 27, 2019 at 10:25 AM A great one Jan, best of luck in the contest! :) hugs Jan Allison August 27, 2019 at 11:32 AM Thanks Tania:-) I hope Mark likes it:-) hugs Jan xx

P.S. Awtry August 27, 2019 at 10:09 AM bravo! :) Jan Allison August 27, 2019 at 11:31 AM Thanks PS:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green August 27, 2019 at 8:03 AM I had the biggest crush on her when I was young...loved this Jan. Best wished in the contest Jan Allison August 27, 2019 at 8:04 AM I think you and thousands of other blokes Chris!!! I had such fun writing this poem:-) hugs Jan xx