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Olivia Newton John
A stunning sex bomb
Starred in the film Grease
Talk of ‘ those pants’ never cease!

I wonder how she managed to dance
In skin-tight shiny black satin pants
At the sight of her tush
All the blokes turned to mush
And wanted to begin a romance!

For filming she’s sewn into her clothes
How she went to the toilet who knows!

Her pants sold at an auction in June
I bet the purchaser’s over the moon! 

Clerimerick Couplets (Hybrid Form) Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Mark Toney
8/28/19

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Paul Callus

Date: 10/4/2019 7:31:00 AM

Congratulations on your much deserved podium finish, Jan! And once again thank you for your generosity. Hugs // paul

Gershon Wolf

Date: 9/29/2019 1:16:00 PM

Hey, Congrats on your top win with this tribute to ONJ, Jan. Now maybe you'll tell us: How DID she go to the bathroom in those pants?! LOL. Congrats! Cheers, Gershon

Anisha Dutta

Date: 9/28/2019 11:47:00 PM

BIG CONGRATS to win TOP. Love.

Tom Cunningham

Date: 9/28/2019 11:41:00 PM

Back with congrats Jan, now ive got that image in my head again lol. Tom

Jeanne McGee

Date: 9/28/2019 11:14:00 PM

Conrats on your win with your bombshell!

Tania Kitchin

Date: 9/28/2019 8:58:00 PM

Congratulations Jan on your top win in the contest! Enjoyed! :)

Janis Thompson

Date: 9/28/2019 8:41:00 PM

Congratulations on a top, well deserved win. She must have been sewed into those pants.

David Drowley

Date: 9/28/2019 6:55:00 PM

'Jan, Congratulations on your very well deserved win! Loved the humor. David'

Ann Gilmour

Date: 9/28/2019 6:47:00 PM

Brilliant Jan! Many congrats on this top spot win. With kindest thoughts Ann xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 9/28/2019 6:29:00 PM

this is SOUPER SUPERLATIVE writing in the three forms he gave us. A VERY well deserved win, my friend, and a FAVE

Mark Toney

Date: 9/28/2019 5:17:00 PM

You nailed the form, Jan! This is so much fun to read! Congratulations on your first place win! ~Mark

jack horne

Date: 9/27/2019 9:00:00 AM

Ha ha, love this - I remember the crush I had on her when I was around 8...

JAN ALLISON
Date: 9/27/2019 9:24:00 AM

lol Jack she certainly captured many hearts and she is still a stunning looking lady:-) hugs Jan xx

Christopher Flaherty

Date: 8/30/2019 4:15:00 PM

Maybe those Pants is where they came up with the name for the Movie. As they used Grease to get them on Jan

JAN ALLISON
Date: 9/27/2019 9:23:00 AM

sorry I did comment on the and thought I'd replied to this comment, the soup gremlin strikes again:-) hugs jan xx

Christopher Flaherty
Date: 8/30/2019 4:21:00 PM

I wrote a poem for a contest called Elanor Rigby who was she. Would appreciate if you would take the time out to read it and comment on what you think please Jan my friend

Alexis Y.

Date: 8/30/2019 2:59:00 PM

Hi Jan, I always liked Olivia Newton John. I like her as a singer as well. I agree, she was a looker. She still looks good for her age. Well done. I wish you the best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis

JAN ALLISON
Date: 9/1/2019 4:16:00 AM

She is amazing still Alexis and her daughter is stunning:-) hugs jan xx

Sunshine Smile

Date: 8/28/2019 7:17:00 AM

- Yes, she was a stunning sex bomb, both with and without panties ... if I could get one million for my old panties at auction ... I would sell them without a doubt ... did I hear a bid? :))) - Love it, Jan :) - Good luck in the contest :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/30/2019 3:24:00 AM

lol go on sell em Anne-Lise lol:-) You'd be surprised what people will buy lol:-)

Sunshine Smile
Date: 8/28/2019 11:13:00 AM

- A super idea, Jan ... I can use the picture from my poem: - Teammates - :)))

JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/28/2019 9:19:00 AM

lol Anne-Lise I am sure someone would buy them though maybe not for a million ... try selling a pair on ebay lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Sunshine Smile
Date: 8/28/2019 8:54:00 AM

... I'm talking about my underwear pants ... my sick panties :)

JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/28/2019 7:49:00 AM

I've used 'pants' in the American context meaning trousers - of course we are correct as we call our underwear pants or knickers lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Michael Whatley

Date: 8/28/2019 4:00:00 AM

Wow I didn't know you could be sewn into clothes, I learned something. Fun piece Jan; I enjoyed the cheeky rhymes!

JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/28/2019 7:48:00 AM

Thanks Michael:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 8/27/2019 8:44:00 PM

Hi, Jan: 'How she goes to the toilet who knows' is an absolute gem. Hilarious! :) gw

JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/28/2019 2:28:00 AM

I tried to continue the 'pants' theme throughout the poem - I'd read they were up for auction in June but can't find out how much they sold for - they wouldn't have fitted me that's for sure lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Vladislav Raven

Date: 8/27/2019 7:49:00 PM

Hi Jan, a definite winner for me. I really enjoy that film each time I see it. I love your fun take on this. As always, the fun shines through. I always remember those scenes. I hope this one does well for you Jan. Have a wonderful Wednesday. Hugs....Mike. XX

JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/28/2019 2:26:00 AM

thanks my friend so lovely to see you back - now I realise I commented on a second poem and also on your POTD again many congrats! xx:-) hugs Jan xx