Tingly skies full of surprise, oh how I love when with surmise,
the little rascal aims his dart as if it were poetic art!
He will deliberately ambush you and your entire tush
with a gush loaded arrow he does romantically push
into hearts genuine states of goofy, gooeyed, loving mush.
No one on this earth can evade him, only love persuades him.
With silent wings, he flies towards the fun gains when his will done.
No one has a clue concerning who will be romancing who
and there's no sense in guessing - romance is at Cupid's questing.
When cupid's arrow aims for you, there isn't much that you can do!
Categories:
tush, desire, heart, humor, kiss,
Form: Rhyme
Though Sampson was known for his hair
Delilah quite fancied him bare
She thought he'd look cute
Not quite so hirsute
And shaved him where no one would dare
Alas, when Mother Nature called
The whole world seemed to be appalled
With no hair to hide
Sampson's bouncing pride
His battering ram was blackballed
Categories:
tush, word play,
Form: Limerick
Heading to the river, there’s
A field of planted grass,
The perfect place to sunbathe
Or to show the world your ass.
For stretched out on a blanket,
With her thong exposed to air,
Was a woman who was proud to flash
Her skinny derriere.
Most passersby did notice,
Slowing down to tut-tut-tut,
Yet the woman seemed oblivious
To eyes upon her butt.
I am certain there are places
Where no one would be opposed
To the sight of someone’s tush
Quite so unclassily exposed.
Categories:
tush, body,
Form: Rhyme
The colors were all tangled and wrapped with black tape.
They were bent and shoved in an unforgiving shape.
What was I to think or how to know which to cut?
The raw surface was rough like a dry roasted nut.
Oh where is Papa when I seek advice and wits?
Didn’t he teach to do for myself and not throw fits?
I calmed myself and looked again at mangled wires,
traced them to the original site of the fires.
Blue wire? Red wire? Or there’s black, yellow, orange, and green?
I hoped on hope I’d inherited the right gene.
At long last decided I cut one I thought best,
re-wrapped the others and replaced them in their nest.
A good afternoon’s work, now time to rest my tush.
But when I flipped the light switch my toilet did flush!
Categories:
tush, blue, funny, green, humor,
Form: Couplet
What's your stance
C'mon. Take a chance
Bare your pants
Categories:
tush, courage, fun, language,
Form: Senryu
Lure of the Tush
In a far and fair, fabulous land
There's a place it's called Bonnie Scotland
A lad was born in September that year
Strong and spirited wae nae fear
He grew up handsome and full of flash
His wallet aye full wae ready cash
Work piled in tae his delight
Made him bigger and brighter like a star studded night.
She was blonde and shiney - A breath o fresh air
Her looks, her demeanor and standing right there
Curvacous of breast, slim at the hip
Rose petals and Champagne at the lip
His head it was turned, And No going back
His thoughts were about getting her in the sack.
She winks, She flirts 'He looks not bad.'
She taunts and dances to the merry lad
A sidewards glance confirms her suspicion
He's weakened, he's desperate and now on a mission
She flicks her hair ignoring his glances
He's standing and wondering what's his chances
What will it take to woo and attract
Just at that she turns her back
What to do with a woman from Venus
He casts a glance at his standing
Give her the moon, A shove or a push
Now that's what they call the Lure of the Tush.
Written by Jinty 25/01/2018
Categories:
tush, emotions, fantasy, hilarious, humorous,
Form: Free verse