Tush Poems - Poems about Tush

... Flackmoth chuckles when he hears chickens have neither teeth nor ears. Nothing strange about that, he said? “I’m nearly deaf now and in a few years I expect no tooth left in my head. Deaf ......Read the rest...

...‘Tis better to do Than to wait and decide Or else opportunities Might be denied. To hem and to haw And remain on the brink Gives the pool of cool choices The option to shrink. So get off ......Read the rest...

...Blech - impossible mission to savor mug of ginger tea... When the entire mug awash with floating leavings by golly by gosh, sipping said herbal brew analogous challenge to eat spaghetti squas......Read the rest...

...Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich revisited January 23rd, 2024 on the evening before yours truly (the one and only Matthew Scott Harris), a stand up comic wannabe, who historically......Read the rest...

...It’s easy to do nothing – Sit at home and park your tush, But sometimes you must give yourself A not-so-gentle push. And so, on this delightful day With sunshine in the sky, I took the subwa......Read the rest...

...Font Din Black so u real??? Warning! The following choppy, batty, dopey: elegy = flaky, goofy, history: iffy, jumpy, kooky: loopy, matty, nappy, nippy, sketchy material prone to find the r......Read the rest...

... For breakfast she starts out modestly: a cup of tea, no milk, but sugar plenty. By nine o’clock her stomach’s growling, and Edna’s in the kitchen prowling. There must be something she can c......Read the rest...

...What comes of Lady Sugarton she jerry-rigged her corset attempting a smooth figure for the day The weary straps were threading the buttons were ......Read the rest...

...Rigorous sphincter ani externus muscle workout Amidst the rubble strewn landscape ruins courtesy healthy helping of prunes linkedin to derrière issuing melodious flatulence classical tunes, yo......Read the rest...

...I’m always bolted to a floor Often I live in a tiny room And when I hear the door lock I pray they’ll spray some air perfume! I doubt you ever would believe The anus stories I cou......Read the rest...

...verification to send soup mail is a pain in the tush ~ forsooth counting fire hydrants, busses, bridges and bikes ~ no one in P S likes......Read the rest...

...LIMERICKS NOT WRITTEN FOR A CONTEST Men will slobber and drool when at the beach Cuz bikinied women are out of reach So eat your hearts out, men For those girls you will yen Fine women ......Read the rest...

...No pushing or breaking of water It was a c-section that brought her But this is about What wouldn’t come out A poop just as big as my daughter! Perhaps it was pain medication To clog up and c......Read the rest...

...I used to think grandpa was full of bull So I took things he said with a spoonful And knew he was kiddin’ When he won a ribbon For first place in the fart finger pull That of course made gram ......Read the rest...

...A software programmer named Arty Fishal Tried to design something beneficial But his programming Was rather damming Not unlike intelligence, artificial As they push their wannabe pie in the sk......Read the rest...