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A Grunt and a Push

There once was a young man from Peru Who ate a cactus plant he couldn't chew--- With a grunt and a push It came out his tush--- In the ER, instead of the loo.

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Susan Gentry

Date: 4/25/2018 4:26:00 AM

Geeze! Congratulations on your win. Lol

Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/25/2018 9:24:00 AM

Thank YOU, Susan for the comment!! "Geeze" is such a fun and funny word!! LOL! Smiles, :) gw

Line Gauthier

Date: 4/24/2018 7:24:00 PM

Back with most deserved congrats, Gershon.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/24/2018 9:08:00 PM

Much appreciated, Line. ~ Gershon

Janice Canerdy

Date: 4/24/2018 7:17:00 PM

Ouch! Great limerick. CONGRATS! Janice

Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/24/2018 9:07:00 PM

Yup, those cacti aren't exactly 'user-friendly!' :) gw

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/24/2018 6:45:00 PM

OMG, this is one of the best ones!!! Congrats. So funny

Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/24/2018 9:07:00 PM

Thank you, Andrea! And congrats again on yours! :) gw

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 4/24/2018 4:13:00 PM

LOL, funny!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/24/2018 5:40:00 PM

Thank you for the visit, Kim. It's good to laugh. And congrats to you again for your limerick's win. May we (mostly) smile our way through life! :) gw

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 4/15/2018 8:03:00 AM

Heh heh awesome :) love it! xomo

Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/15/2018 9:48:00 AM

Glad you enjoyed it, Maureen. Trying to keep the smiles coming... :)

Maria Williams

Date: 4/15/2018 8:03:00 AM

Got to watch out for those Cactus Gershon. Not only do they have thorns but sometimes they can have some hallucinatory effects. A humorous limerick ...Maria :)

Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/15/2018 9:42:00 AM

Had never heard of the hallucinatory effects before. Thanks for the enlightenment, Maria!...No wonder our 'Peruvian' wound up in the ER. Thanks for checking in! :) gw

Jan Allison

Date: 4/15/2018 2:50:00 AM

oh Gershon this is so funny. I also have a limerick to post on a man from Peru lol but it won't be for a few days as I have contest poems to post first:-) thanks for my giggle of the day:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/15/2018 9:43:00 AM

Peru has never been so popular...and always glad to hear giggles. :-) gw

Line Gauthier

Date: 4/15/2018 1:09:00 AM

That is brilliant, Gershon - especially once I finally read it as E R instead of "err" LOL I have to FAVE it.

Line Gauthier
Date: 4/24/2018 7:25:00 PM

LOL

Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/15/2018 9:48:00 AM

Brilliant? a Fave? ---Peru is finally gaining some recognition I see...As for ER vs. E R: I used the form that I've seen in print promotions for the TV series of that name. I've also seen E/R occasionally... Sorry for any confusion!). Thank you, Line, as always. :) Gershon