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WHEN SHE STOLE MY THONG IT WENT VERY WRONG - BAWDY

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My auntie wears 'Bridget Jones' knickers But last week at tea at the vicars She’d purloined MY lace thong It was morally wrong T’was the cause of very loud snickers My thong’s wedged between her butt crack Stuck firmly between front and back But it’s not a surprise As it’s not in her size There’s no room to cut any slack Aunt waddles around like a duck Like a chicken she begins to cluck ‘Yes I took her G-string Get me out of this thing’ Stop gawping, help me get unstuck The Vicar say’s I’ll get my pliers On reflection it’s what this requires The vicar doesn’t shirk As he gets down to work But after an hour he tires My auntie’s visage is not pale (Her embarrassment is off the scale) When my G string gets cut It pings clean off her butt It’s a shame she’s the tush of a whale! For a ‘sweet’ friend BB xx 07/22/21

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Date: 8/18/2021 2:22:00 PM
Hey there Jan was perusing through the top poems and I found this little gem. I found it fun and quirky and I loved it. I hope you are having a good week. Hugs, Jess
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Date: 8/8/2021 10:49:00 PM
Hello Jan ... I'd pay money to watch the antics in this set of limericks. The vicars next sermon might be interesting - thank you Jan - Lindsay
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Date: 8/3/2021 5:12:00 AM
Ha, ha, ha, O' Lord, the thought . . . : )
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Date: 7/28/2021 1:15:00 PM
Congrats on POTD!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/1/2021 12:12:00 PM
Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/27/2021 9:37:00 PM
You never fail to amuse with your poetic wit and bawdy humour (or is it 'body humour'?) Congrats on POTD and hugs from afar ~ John
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Date: 8/1/2021 12:11:00 PM
Thanks John its definitely humoUr as U all need humour in life:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/27/2021 3:15:00 PM
Thank you for the laughter and the smiles Jan. I needed them right now. Congratulations on having this hilarious Limerick honored with potw my friend. xxoo blessing PS this message showed up on Tom’s POTD instead because of Hawaiian time.
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Date: 8/1/2021 12:10:00 PM
Thanks Connie:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/26/2021 11:38:00 AM
Hi Jan, You are gifted, your humour is incredible - how many ladies try to get into a thong who literally just roll in their blubber, but worse still is a very fat man who sits in a speedo and it disappears! Were acquainted with this couple as they were neighbours. One day they invited us round for lunch and he unashamedly pranced, rather drooped and draped about in his speedo by their pool - He died about ten years later. At his funeral, wondered how he could fit into a coffin! Hugs, Jenn.
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Date: 7/26/2021 12:04:00 PM
oh gosh Jennifer that must have been an awful sight lol - I am definitely more for comfort than try and wear a cheese wire lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/26/2021 1:28:00 AM
Back to say congratulations, well-deserved honour for cheering us up with your marvellous sense of humour...Delice
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Date: 7/26/2021 1:34:00 AM
Thanks Delice, I am not everyone's cup of tea with my humour BUT from the comments I've received and getting POTD I must be doing something right!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/26/2021 1:19:00 AM
Thanks Jan for your reply to my blog comments. Tiredness for 1.5 months with body pain. Was scared of second dose. Now feel more comfortable
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Date: 7/26/2021 1:33:00 AM
Yes I had tiredness for about 6 weeks, the first week it was extreme but I was totally fine after the second dose! hugs jan xx
Date: 7/25/2021 10:59:00 PM
Giggles Galore! Congratulations on POTD Jan! xomo
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Date: 7/26/2021 1:35:00 AM
Thanks MO:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/25/2021 6:15:00 PM
Hi Jan, I'm just coming back to say congratulations on getting the poem of the day. It was well deserved:-) Alexis
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Date: 7/26/2021 1:35:00 AM
Thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/25/2021 1:41:00 PM
HaHaHa! Very funny poem. What inspired you, I wonder :) Congratulations on POTD.8S4
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Date: 7/25/2021 4:23:00 PM
No Idea where the inspiration came from lol i get theses silly ideas and run with them:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/25/2021 12:39:00 PM
Congrats on POTD. You're such a Bawdy writer. Hugs, Marilene.
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Date: 7/25/2021 4:22:00 PM
lol thanks Marilene if my poem is ribald then I put it in the title so people know in advance it may be a little risque:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/25/2021 11:39:00 AM
So funny :) Congratulations on POTD. Hugs Eve
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Date: 7/25/2021 4:21:00 PM
Thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/25/2021 10:44:00 AM
So much fun, congrats on POTD Jan. Hugs Rick.
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Date: 7/25/2021 10:59:00 AM
Thanks so much Rick:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/25/2021 10:43:00 AM
My utmost congratulations for the honor you have received for this set of marvelous limericks. I hope everyone will see that bawdy limericks have an honorable place in poetic literature. CONGRATULATIONS!
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Date: 7/25/2021 10:59:00 AM
Well said Milton and despite some negativity from some on soup I will never stop writing the form and from the huge amount of comments its evident others enjoy a giggle:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/25/2021 10:03:00 AM
Jan, congratulations on POTD, a well deserving one with your hilarious and superb limericks! hugs
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Date: 7/25/2021 10:56:00 AM
Thanks Tania, I think its my best of the year:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/25/2021 9:46:00 AM
Congratulations, Jan, very funny POTD!!!
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Date: 7/25/2021 10:55:00 AM
Thanks Regina glad you enjoyed it:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/25/2021 7:59:00 AM
Back to congratulate you for POTD, Jan! Blessings, Kim M
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Date: 7/25/2021 10:55:00 AM
Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/25/2021 7:37:00 AM
Congratulations on your POTD win. What a cute/funny write. Thanks for the laugh. I needed that. Great Job. Have a blessed day.................
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Date: 7/25/2021 10:55:00 AM
Thanks Paula:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/25/2021 7:29:00 AM
Jan, you are so talented at writing limericks and I enjoyed this one very much ! Congratulations on receiving POEM OF THE DAY enjoy the honor ~ love and serenity _Constance
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Date: 7/25/2021 10:54:00 AM
I think I have found my forte in humour as you have in your melancholy style:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/25/2021 7:00:00 AM
LOL! Very funny Jan! Congratulations for POTD and thanks for the laugh :)
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Date: 7/25/2021 10:54:00 AM
Thanks Heidi:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/25/2021 6:49:00 AM
Many congrats (albeit a tad belated) on your POTD with this fun tale, which sadly I’d missed until today. Note to self... must pay more attention ;-) Terry
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Date: 7/25/2021 3:50:00 PM
Duh! I said I was late because I thought today was tomorrow (say what?). Tis oft said that I don’t even know what day it is. ;-) Terry
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Date: 7/25/2021 10:53:00 AM
Thanks Terry there is always room for fun on soup and i love the fact so many others embrace the limerick form!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/25/2021 6:14:00 AM
OMG, the visuals are ripe for a TikTok video!!! I needed this today, Jan, Well Done, one of your best! Congratulations on POTD!!!!
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Date: 7/25/2021 10:53:00 AM
Glad I made you smile Mike:-) :-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/25/2021 5:52:00 AM
Congrats on potd!!! Another one worthy of the kings court
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Date: 7/25/2021 10:52:00 AM
Thanks Mark:-) hugs Jan xx
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