Best Snore Poems

He was asleep on his stomach.
His snoring could wake the dead.
She glared at his sleeping back
wanting to push him out of bed.

She covered her ears with a pillow
trying to block out the sound.
An evil thought ran though her head,
"There were no witnesses around".

She crept out...

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Pet Rocks Don't Snore

Every ten years or so I rewrap my pet rock

In tin foil to keep it safe and secure

Then place it back in freezer storage

Unwanted guests visit after midnight sometimes

They steal my rock from cold storage while I sleep

Night stalkers think, it is...

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cars at mountain high
join a helicopter ride
take a scenic flight


March 25, 2015 1.05 a.m....

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Lying here beside you dear, I turn and watch you sleep,
So blessed I am to have you, a love so strong and deep.
You always say you love me, but I really love you more,
That is till’ I’m startled by the most god-awful snore!

The noise is...

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Could there possibly be a single topic
I haven't as yet explored
The love life of the lowly earthworm
Or why most chickens don't snore

And have you ever considered this
Why dogs and household cats
Never wear off the shoulder evening gowns
Nor do horses as a matter of fact

Now that's...

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There are many things I need to do 
yet nothing's getting done

I think I'll sit around awhile
pretending my to-do's are done...

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Have you ever pondered why chickens can't snore
Or why elephants can't jump all four feet off the floor
Chickens don't have noses
In fact they don't have toesies
And if an elephant could jump, it would destroy the decor...

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There was this old man who slept on the floor
Like the roar of tiger he used to snore
Sensing danger on the life
The house cat ran to his wife
Snoring stopped when the sore nose his wife tore....

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Have you ever pondered why chickens can't snore
Or why elephants can't jump all four feet off the floor
Chickens don't have noses
In fact they don't have toesies
And if an elephant could jump, it would destroy the decor...

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Saint Patrick slept in stupor self-imposed
in the back of the pub with the door closed
	they sang out for him
	to silence the din
but he snuggly snored on indisposed...

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It's been some time
I wrote a rhyme
Pen up as before
But now I snore
I read another's lines
Hoping to inspire mine
Even just a bit
I don't wanna quit

For people wait on my light
Some lives hung on it
I must again write
My gift not delete

©Ibe Chidiogo Radiant~ May 2014...

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snore

she,s in bed sleeping
she,s in a room of four
she told me  in fun one day
how the others  around her snore

and she just smiles 
as she described it all
she likes to call it her little 
 adventure in the hospital

so then i said to...

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ZZ Snore, Snore, ZZ
Written: by Tom
9-6-2019


Night’s sleep was scanty,
today I’m logy and slow.
Forgetting pharmaceuticals,
caused tossing to and fro.

Today my song,
won’t be a mellifluous sound.
But I’ll be pedantic,
until my sleep clocks rewound.

I’m apt to be loquacious,
during sleep once again.
While a good power nap,
might mollify my pain.
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there was a boy named Cory
one night he claimed great glory
	his moniker came
	he arose to fame
his snoring laudatory...

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I love every hair upon your head
Although you've hardly any left Fred
Oh, those silver strands
I stroked with my hands
Are appearing all over the bed.

I’m peeved that you complain Eleanor
I am hearing from you when you snore
And you talk in sleep
To a guy named Pete
But admit...

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