Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Why Chickens Can'T Snore

Have you ever pondered why chickens can't snore
Or why elephants can't jump all four feet off the floor
Chickens don't have noses
In fact they don't have toesies
And if an elephant could jump, it would destroy the decor

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Carol Eastman June 8, 2016 at 10:35 AM One of your best. Dragon is jumping up and down to see if he can... Yes he's destroying the decor... But I insured him that he's NOT an elephant. Jack Ellison June 9, 2016 at 7:30 AM THIS is one of my best???? LOL xxx Carol Eastman June 8, 2016 at 10:36 AM PS. Dragon says he has a chicken that snores... I checked... It only peeps and clucks in it's sleep... But try telling Dragon that!

Laura Breidenthal June 5, 2016 at 6:59 PM Love this Limmy, Jack! I always have cherished your sense of humor my friend. Always, Laura Jack Ellison June 6, 2016 at 9:03 AM Silly old duffer, eh!!! Love and hugs, Jack xxx

Tim Smith June 3, 2016 at 11:42 AM Lol....funny Jack Jack Ellison June 3, 2016 at 4:27 PM LOL Still have some left... cheers Jack!