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Why Chickens Can't Snore

Have you ever pondered why chickens can't snore Or why elephants can't jump all four feet off the floor Chickens don't have noses In fact they don't have toesies And if an elephant could jump, it would destroy the decor

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Date: 6/8/2016 10:35:00 AM
One of your best. Dragon is jumping up and down to see if he can... Yes he's destroying the decor... But I insured him that he's NOT an elephant.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 6/9/2016 7:30:00 AM
THIS is one of my best???? LOL xxx
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Carol Eastman
Date: 6/8/2016 10:36:00 AM
PS. Dragon says he has a chicken that snores... I checked... It only peeps and clucks in it's sleep... But try telling Dragon that!
Date: 6/5/2016 6:59:00 PM
Love this Limmy, Jack! I always have cherished your sense of humor my friend. Always, Laura
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Jack Ellison
Date: 6/6/2016 9:03:00 AM
Silly old duffer, eh!!! Love and hugs, Jack xxx
Date: 6/3/2016 11:42:00 AM
Lol....funny Jack
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Jack Ellison
Date: 6/3/2016 4:27:00 PM
LOL Still have some left... cheers Jack!