Pet Rocks Don'T Snore

Pet Rocks Don't Snore

Every ten years or so I rewrap my pet rock

In tin foil to keep it safe and secure

Then place it back in freezer storage

Unwanted guests visit after midnight sometimes

They steal my rock from cold storage while I sleep

Night stalkers think, it is a roll worth buttering and eating

Place it in the microwave to thaw it

But it won’t thaw

At breakfast they complain to me

I tell them to dip it in their coffee

Go ahead!  Dunk it!  Dunk it some more!  I say

After breaking teeth

A dentist visit is in order

Unwanted guests leave my rock in peace

Learning it is not a treat

Pet rocks don’t go to war

More importantly, they don’t snore

They are kept in the refrigerator

That is what pet rocks are for
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015


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Date: 2/7/2015 9:20:00 PM
this is BRILLIANT. There are nights that I want a magic fairy to come along and change Snickers into a pet ROCK. FAVE on this one.
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Earl Schumacker
Date: 2/9/2015 1:18:00 PM
Hi Andrea, Thank you so much. I'm glad you enjoyed it. I was in a 60's kind of mood and a silly frame of mind, as is evidenced here. Snickers are great! I understand Snickers and rocks are not good for the teeth though. Have a wonderful day. Take care. Earl
Date: 2/6/2015 3:58:00 PM
LOL sounds like the best behaved pet too have Earl - low maintenance and no vets fees - brilliant :-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 2/6/2015 8:27:00 PM
Hi Jan, Thank you. Glad you liked it. The best part is, they are freezer friendly. I never owned a pet rock. I thought it would be a fun subject to play with. I felt sorry for the poor unwanted guest who tried to soften up the rock in his coffee. Dentists bills can be costly. I just wrote another silly poem about pies, politics and birds that I thought you might enjoy. Have a wonderful week end. Take care. Earl
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