Why Most Chickens Don'T Snore

Could there possibly be a single topic I haven't as yet explored The love life of the lowly earthworm Or why most chickens don't snore And have you ever considered this Why dogs and household cats Never wear off the shoulder evening gowns Nor do horses as a matter of fact Now that's absolutely outrageous But not quite as much as this Two ostriches locked in a warm embrace As they try to figure out how to kiss Another one for the books my friends A basset hound drinking beer Staggering around drunk outside a bar Grinning from ear to ear Okay okay I know what you're thinking What's in the coffee I'm drinking Six lumps of sugar, a squirt of cream And an unknown substance you're thinking Could there possibly be a single topic I haven't as yet explored Methinks that these pretty well sum it up Till I come up with a whole bunch more © Jack Ellison 2013
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Date: 8/6/2013 9:30:00 PM
Too cute! Silly silly pictures! Thanks for the cheer! Always, Laura
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/7/2013 6:00:00 AM
YUP! Silly silly pictures... I'm having a blast! Huggggs, Jack xoxox
Date: 7/3/2013 9:44:00 AM
thar must be sumthin' in dat water up dare! You are a hoot!
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Date: 8/7/2013 6:28:00 AM
YUP! You nailed it! LOL Love and big hugs, Jack xoxox
Date: 7/3/2013 5:43:00 AM
It is very nice of you that you have idea to express the process of nature. I like your poem very much. How about take a look at mine. If you have chance to read my poems please drop comments about them.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/7/2013 6:30:00 AM
Thank you my good friend! I will drop by and look at your poems when I get a chance... cheers!
Date: 7/2/2013 12:57:00 PM
This is definately one of my favorites... Light and fluffy... Really fun to read... Dragon made me read it to him a dozen times... And boy did he start asking questions... LOL
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/7/2013 6:31:00 AM
As usual you brighten up my day Miss Carol! Hugs, Jack xoxox
Date: 7/2/2013 12:30:00 PM
I hope you will... I'm sure you will... Terry
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Date: 8/7/2013 6:31:00 AM
So far so good! Have a good one my friend! Cheers Jack
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