Why Chickens Can'T Snore

Have you ever pondered why chickens can't snore Or why elephants can't jump all four feet off the floor Chickens don't have noses In fact they don't have toesies And if an elephant could jump, it would destroy the decor
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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De Beaulieu Avatar
January 28, 2017 at 6:42 PM
Hello Jack like your poem. I now have bluegrass music. My girlfriend sent me some CD's which I will enjoy. It is banjo music that I like.Hugs>
Ellison Avatar
January 29, 2017 at 8:34 AM
Silly eh!!! Mr. Banjo Man here... oh those were the days!!! Whatta blast! Happy to hear you like the sound of bluegrass music... love Banjo Jack xxx
Flats Avatar
January 25, 2017 at 9:12 AM
I never knew those birds couldn't snore//so I leaned in close to spy a rooster's decor//With his beak//he ended my peek//now I've one less eye, he's got one more! GOOD MORNING JACKSON!!!
Ellison Avatar
January 26, 2017 at 8:31 AM
Some of the great mysteries of life!!! HAVE A GOOD ONE!!!
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