Best Roll In The Hay Poems

A Roll in the Hay

Try to be different.
Take the plunge. 
Dare to live for today.
Be your own boss,
be true to your school,
and, charge for a roll in the hay.

Eat, drink and do Mary.
Boys will be boys they say.
But, Men and the boys
have different priced toys,
Some...

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A lion's roar can be heard five miles away
Same as when a wife suspects a roll in the hay 
The strong smell of booze
An investigation ensues
All hell breaks loose and things decay...

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