Jan Allison Poet Rhyme

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Based on a story my aunt told me many years ago!

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Away At the Drug Store - Bawdy - Awarded Potd

Away at the drug store
no condoms I see 
I need some protection
to stop pregnancy

My girlfriend’s so horny
wants sex night and day
I’d never refuse her
a roll in the hay!

I’ll purchase some cling film
and some rubber bands
I’ll use these till condoms
are back on the stands.

Poem of the Day 14th July 2023

07/13/23

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Sam Kauffman August 1, 2023 at 11:09 AM Oh Jan! This POTD truly represents your wonderful sense of humor yet always told with underlying wisdom! Tasteful yet ever hilarious! Kudos and congrats! So fun to know this is a true story! Blessings and hugs! So glad you are writing again! Jan Allison August 1, 2023 at 11:14 AM Thanks Sam, I know my humour isn't to everyone's taste but I have to say this is one of my current faves lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Bell July 22, 2023 at 3:43 AM You'll probably wait awhile, and nine months later comes little girl. Congrats on POTD, Jan Allison July 22, 2023 at 8:21 AM My aunt never told me if it worked for the young couple lol - was many many years ago it happened! hugs jan xx

Charles Messina July 21, 2023 at 12:18 AM LOL- This is so funny, Jan. Belated Congrats on POTD! Always love your limericks :) Hugs Charlie x Jan Allison July 22, 2023 at 8:21 AM thanks Charlie:-) i do worry about my muse sometimes lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Michael Tor July 17, 2023 at 2:54 AM Thanks for the smile Jan and the judges thought it was great Congratulations... Jan Allison July 20, 2023 at 3:36 PM I wish I could enter it in my own contest lol:-) hugs jan xx Jan Allison July 20, 2023 at 3:35 PM thanks so much Michael:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart July 16, 2023 at 5:35 AM Giggles Galore! Belated congratulations on POTD :))))) HUGS! xomo Jan Allison July 16, 2023 at 12:16 PM Thanks Mo!:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf July 15, 2023 at 8:07 PM 'Cling film and rubber bands,' sounds like a formula for my brand-new 'Kahn-Dome Company.' Wutcha think?! Congrats on POTD, Jan! ~ gw Jan Allison July 16, 2023 at 1:49 AM LOL GW, I've got to say I have no idea why this poem came to me lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Deb M July 15, 2023 at 2:08 PM Congratulations to the QOP for POTD!! Just love your naughty fun humour and this poem! Well deserved Jan…..Debx Jan Allison July 16, 2023 at 1:48 AM Thanks Deb I am so delighted this poem was so well received:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne July 15, 2023 at 8:58 AM LOL, hilarious! Have just changed the she to he - thanks for the suggestion! LOL Jan Allison July 15, 2023 at 1:15 PM Thanks Jack I had such fun with this one... and it's a true story lol hugs jan xx

Mark Toney July 14, 2023 at 6:22 PM Jan, congratulations on Poem of the Day! Jan Allison July 15, 2023 at 12:47 AM Thanks Mark, if the original contest hadn't been pulled it would probably never have been written! hugs jan xx

David Fisher July 14, 2023 at 6:20 PM This is lol rhyme funny. You deserve a first in your contest! Jan Allison July 15, 2023 at 12:47 AM hahaha David, I was tempted for a millisecond lol but POTD is a much better award than self glorification in a contest: -) :-) hugs Jan xx

Suzanne Delaney July 14, 2023 at 6:10 PM I needed a Good laugh, Jan and you delivered. You’re a born comedienne……and a naughty one but it got you POTD. Well done. SuZ Jan Allison July 15, 2023 at 12:44 AM I honestly have no idea what my muse will come up with next Suz, but if I can raise a smile that's the most important thing:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich July 14, 2023 at 4:53 PM hahaha. VERY good humor, Jan. Congrats Jan Allison July 15, 2023 at 12:43 AM Thanks Andrea:-) hugs jan xx

Damian Keady July 14, 2023 at 2:51 PM THERE is LOTS OF SMELLING GOING ON HERE.. hEY HO.. i NEVER DID THAT.... IT WASN'T ME.. IF NOT..WHY EVEN MENTION IT..?.. anYWAY.. LIFE GOES ON.. AND ON.. AND ON.. AND EVENTUALLY IT CALMS DOWN.. Jan Allison July 15, 2023 at 12:43 AM Thanks for your comment,

Susan Lawrence July 14, 2023 at 2:44 PM Love your educational and hilarious sense of humor dear Jan ! Another poem Rico would appreciate!! Big hugs and congratulations on POTD! Susan :) Jan Allison July 14, 2023 at 3:41 PM aww I miss Rico:-( he wrote some fab poems, hugs jan xx

Jim Slaughter July 14, 2023 at 10:36 AM Ah, the wonders of Saran Wrap...will "wonders" never cease. Good one, Jan, and congrats on POTD. Jan Allison July 14, 2023 at 12:41 PM lol thanks Jim:-) hugs jan xx

Bill Baker July 14, 2023 at 8:50 AM Funny poem, Jan. Congratulations on your POTD! Bill Jan Allison July 14, 2023 at 8:53 AM Thanks Bill, I still can't believe I got POTD lol:-) hugs jan xx

Warren Doll July 14, 2023 at 7:13 AM One word comes to mind-vasectomy. Jan, congratulations on POTD hugs~ Warren Jan Allison July 14, 2023 at 7:36 AM lol bit early or should that be premature lol it was written about a teenager my aunt taught:-) hugs jan xx

Terry Flood July 14, 2023 at 6:36 AM I smell skullduggery.,, are you trying to win your own contest? Honestly, are you that hard up (oops!). Ha ha… seriously fun write. Congratulations on POTD, Jan. (note to self… write more smut… I mean bawdy) Jan Allison July 14, 2023 at 6:40 AM lol Terry, it has been known for poets to do that, one lady had about 5 alter ego's but she/they haven't been around for a few years , of course I would have given myself 1st place with this one but POTD is even better and no I'm not that hard up to want the accolade of a 1st place lol. hugs jan xx

Joseph May July 14, 2023 at 5:08 AM Lol, Congrats on POTD Jan.. Jan Allison July 14, 2023 at 5:36 AM Thanks Joseph:-) hugs jan xx

Mark Koplin July 14, 2023 at 5:03 AM Well done on potd honors, my friend. Jan Allison July 14, 2023 at 5:36 AM Oh Mark its so kind of you to drop by, and thanks my friend I hope it made you smile:-) hugs jan xx

Tania Kitchin July 14, 2023 at 4:00 AM Jan, back to congratulate you on POTD, love your humor! Jan Allison July 14, 2023 at 6:29 AM Resistance is fertile oops I meant futile lol (any star trek fans will understand that one lol) hugs jan xx Lin Lane July 14, 2023 at 5:54 AM I was hoping you wouldn't try to resist. Jan Allison July 14, 2023 at 5:46 AM I couldn't resist Lin! lol Lin Lane July 14, 2023 at 5:42 AM ha Jan, you're reply here keeps your theme going. Jan Allison July 14, 2023 at 5:36 AM You know something Tania, this probably would never have been written if the sponsor hadn't used the withdrawl method and pulled out of the original contest theme lol:-) hugs Jan x

Mike Gentile July 14, 2023 at 3:53 AM OMG Jan, this is the best!!! no wonder it's POTD! A very big congratulations !!! Enjoy your day!!! Jan Allison July 14, 2023 at 5:34 AM hee hee thanks Mike, I still cant believe i got POTD, I didn't see it coming lol:-) hugs jan xx

Nancy Kaufman July 14, 2023 at 3:51 AM LOL I don't know how you came to write this one Jan but thanks so much for the laugh. and congratulations for POTD. Jan Allison July 14, 2023 at 5:34 AM Thanks nancy, I never know what my muse will come up with, but this is based on a true event lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane July 14, 2023 at 3:42 AM Congratulations on your potd, Jan. Careful there or you’ll soon be buying diapers and formula. Jan Allison July 14, 2023 at 5:46 AM I am so thrilled Lin! Lin Lane July 14, 2023 at 5:41 AM They get things right once in a while, Jan ;-) Jan Allison July 14, 2023 at 5:32 AM lol Thanks Lin, I had to do a double check and make sure admin hadn't made a cock up and I really had got POTD lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham July 14, 2023 at 3:42 AM Lol if I was his teacher I'd give him ten out of ten for effort. Congratulations Jan on the honour of POTD. Tom Jan Allison July 14, 2023 at 5:33 AM ... And maybe focus on his biology lessons and not just the practical lol:-) hugs Jan xx

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