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Nissed As a Pewt

He's drunk as a skunk on St Patrick’s Day
Too much Guinness stopped him getting a lay
For he had brewers droop
So he had to regroup
He’ll have to wait for a roll in the hay

17th March 2015

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Debbie Guzzi April 4, 2015 at 8:55 PM So nice to read your poetry this evening. Light & Love Jan Allison April 5, 2015 at 2:26 AM Thanks Debbie it is always a pleasure to read your poems too - i learn so much... and thanks for the recent blogs - great advice! hugs jan xx Debbie Guzzi April 4, 2015 at 8:56 PM Happy Easter! HUGS

Paul Callus March 20, 2015 at 9:41 AM This is cute and funny; adore that lovely picture, too:) Hugs // paul Jan Allison March 20, 2015 at 9:43 AM I always said I wouldn't use the picture Paul but I had to eat my words especially for poems like this:-) Hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich March 20, 2015 at 12:29 AM haha. Love how you show such cool pictures with your fun poems, Jan. you are a hoot. Jan Allison March 20, 2015 at 2:50 AM I always vowed not to use the pictures but I had to eat my words they can enhance the image lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Poet Destroyer A March 19, 2015 at 11:45 AM Jan:) Thank you so much for the reply. That was nice of you to comment my comment. ((regarding the bottom reply)) Always ~LINDA~ Jan Allison March 19, 2015 at 3:53 PM Hope baby Zach is behaving:-) Hugs jan xx

Daver Austin March 19, 2015 at 11:12 AM "Nissed as a pewt" I like to do this too. Like, his favorite team is the Derpoo boilerbakers. Love, daver Jan Allison March 19, 2015 at 3:53 PM Thanks so much Daver:-) Hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne March 19, 2015 at 10:00 AM A brewers droop? That must be local, a new expression for me for that particular ailment. Very Funny! Jan Allison March 19, 2015 at 10:02 AM LOL Thanks Armand:-) Hugs Jan xx

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser March 19, 2015 at 9:41 AM Jan, if I want to have a lil giggle i think il read your limericks.. :D! love the image attached.. :D//olive eloisa sending you warm hugs!! Jan Allison March 19, 2015 at 10:02 AM Thanks so much Olive:-) Hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen March 19, 2015 at 4:56 AM - Love this, Jan :)))) ..... so cute photo :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison March 19, 2015 at 5:00 AM Thanks Anne Lise:-) Hugs jan xx

James Fraser March 18, 2015 at 3:10 PM Lets hope a roll in the hay makes his day Jan, haha!! - love it, koolio image also - James :) :) Jan Allison March 19, 2015 at 5:00 AM Cheers James:-) :-)Hugs Jan xxx

Arthur Vaso March 18, 2015 at 10:59 AM I catch that varmit in my beer again and the animal rights people will be after me!!!! Jan Allison March 19, 2015 at 4:59 AM LOL Arthur - we don't have skunks here on the Island and I don't drink beer so I am safe lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Richard Lamoureux March 18, 2015 at 10:27 AM Ha ha, also a great photo! Jan Allison March 18, 2015 at 10:34 AM I was inspired by the writes of others yesterday so thought I better join in with a little ditty:-) Hugs jan xx

Kp Nunez March 18, 2015 at 6:26 AM LOL! Again! Cute...also has a cute pic to go with it...I must admit I liked the other one better, the one you can't resist! lol... Jan Allison March 18, 2015 at 6:34 AM LOL Kim:-) Hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley March 18, 2015 at 1:29 AM Yesterday my mate was so drunk I couldn't see him properly...... Great verse, Jan, and any poem that includes a plug for one of her previous ones is pure class. Viv x Jan Allison March 18, 2015 at 4:19 AM I keep churning them out Viv lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Poet Destroyer A March 18, 2015 at 1:03 AM enjoyed this one all in spirit of my favorite day of the year besides my birthday lol... p.d. was here:) Jan Allison March 18, 2015 at 4:20 AM Oh happy birthday 'Granny Linda' lol hope you had a lovely day:-) Hugs Jan xx

Hannington Mumo March 18, 2015 at 12:49 AM That's real poetry, for the uninitiated. Keep it up! A seven is not even meritorious enough! Jan Allison March 18, 2015 at 4:19 AM Thanks for the lovely comment Hannington - I try and write with humour whenever I can:-) Hugs Jan xx

Jason Barth March 17, 2015 at 8:58 PM Love it Jan great laughs hugs ****Jason**** Jan Allison March 18, 2015 at 4:17 AM Thanks Jason:-) Hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso March 17, 2015 at 8:51 PM LOL fantastic! Jan Allison March 18, 2015 at 4:16 AM Thanks Arthur I thought you would like this one lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer March 17, 2015 at 8:36 PM ha! a perfect poem for today! well done! Jan Allison March 18, 2015 at 4:15 AM Thanks Ilene:-) Hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie March 17, 2015 at 6:32 PM G'day Jan... I dare say Jan... there is a huge fan club on St. Pats day who have related themselves to this wonderful limerick. Well done - Lindsay Jan Allison March 17, 2015 at 6:34 PM I'm sure there will be a few sore heads tomorrow Lindsay lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith March 17, 2015 at 6:22 PM lol...great Jan...hugs Tim Jan Allison March 17, 2015 at 6:30 PM I saw your limerick and was inspired tim:-) Hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop March 17, 2015 at 6:18 PM Haha: )lol Jan Allison March 17, 2015 at 6:18 PM Thanks Charma:-) Hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance March 17, 2015 at 5:43 PM HAHAHA love it, Cheers!!! Jan Allison March 17, 2015 at 5:44 PM We are on the same theme lol:-) hugs Jan xx