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Nissed As a Pewt

He's drunk as a skunk on St Patrick’s Day
Too much Guinness stopped him getting a lay
For he had brewers droop
So he had to regroup
He’ll have to wait for a roll in the hay

17th March 2015

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2015

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Debbie Guzzi Date: 4/4/2015 8:55:00 PM So nice to read your poetry this evening. Light & Love Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/5/2015 2:26:00 AM Thanks Debbie it is always a pleasure to read your poems too - i learn so much... and thanks for the recent blogs - great advice! hugs jan xx Debbie Guzzi Date: 4/4/2015 8:56:00 PM Happy Easter! HUGS

Paul Callus Date: 3/20/2015 9:41:00 AM This is cute and funny; adore that lovely picture, too:) Hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/20/2015 9:43:00 AM I always said I wouldn't use the picture Paul but I had to eat my words especially for poems like this:-) Hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 3/20/2015 12:29:00 AM haha. Love how you show such cool pictures with your fun poems, Jan. you are a hoot. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/20/2015 2:50:00 AM I always vowed not to use the pictures but I had to eat my words they can enhance the image lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Poet Destroyer A Date: 3/19/2015 11:45:00 AM Jan:) Thank you so much for the reply. That was nice of you to comment my comment. ((regarding the bottom reply)) Always ~LINDA~ Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/19/2015 3:53:00 PM Hope baby Zach is behaving:-) Hugs jan xx

Daver Austin Date: 3/19/2015 11:12:00 AM "Nissed as a pewt" I like to do this too. Like, his favorite team is the Derpoo boilerbakers. Love, daver Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/19/2015 3:53:00 PM Thanks so much Daver:-) Hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne Date: 3/19/2015 10:00:00 AM A brewers droop? That must be local, a new expression for me for that particular ailment. Very Funny! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/19/2015 10:02:00 AM LOL Thanks Armand:-) Hugs Jan xx

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser Date: 3/19/2015 9:41:00 AM Jan, if I want to have a lil giggle i think il read your limericks.. :D! love the image attached.. :D//olive eloisa sending you warm hugs!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/19/2015 10:02:00 AM Thanks so much Olive:-) Hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 3/19/2015 4:56:00 AM - Love this, Jan :)))) ..... so cute photo :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/19/2015 5:00:00 AM Thanks Anne Lise:-) Hugs jan xx

James Fraser Date: 3/18/2015 3:10:00 PM Lets hope a roll in the hay makes his day Jan, haha!! - love it, koolio image also - James :) :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/19/2015 5:00:00 AM Cheers James:-) :-)Hugs Jan xxx

Arthur Vaso Date: 3/18/2015 10:59:00 AM I catch that varmit in my beer again and the animal rights people will be after me!!!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/19/2015 4:59:00 AM LOL Arthur - we don't have skunks here on the Island and I don't drink beer so I am safe lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Richard Lamoureux Date: 3/18/2015 10:27:00 AM Ha ha, also a great photo! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/18/2015 10:34:00 AM I was inspired by the writes of others yesterday so thought I better join in with a little ditty:-) Hugs jan xx

Kp Nunez Date: 3/18/2015 6:26:00 AM LOL! Again! Cute...also has a cute pic to go with it...I must admit I liked the other one better, the one you can't resist! lol... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/18/2015 6:34:00 AM LOL Kim:-) Hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley Date: 3/18/2015 1:29:00 AM Yesterday my mate was so drunk I couldn't see him properly...... Great verse, Jan, and any poem that includes a plug for one of her previous ones is pure class. Viv x Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/18/2015 4:19:00 AM I keep churning them out Viv lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Poet Destroyer A Date: 3/18/2015 1:03:00 AM enjoyed this one all in spirit of my favorite day of the year besides my birthday lol... p.d. was here:) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/18/2015 4:20:00 AM Oh happy birthday 'Granny Linda' lol hope you had a lovely day:-) Hugs Jan xx

Hannington Mumo Date: 3/18/2015 12:49:00 AM That's real poetry, for the uninitiated. Keep it up! A seven is not even meritorious enough! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/18/2015 4:19:00 AM Thanks for the lovely comment Hannington - I try and write with humour whenever I can:-) Hugs Jan xx

Jason Barth Date: 3/17/2015 8:58:00 PM Love it Jan great laughs hugs ****Jason**** Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/18/2015 4:17:00 AM Thanks Jason:-) Hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 3/17/2015 8:51:00 PM LOL fantastic! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/18/2015 4:16:00 AM Thanks Arthur I thought you would like this one lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 3/17/2015 8:36:00 PM ha! a perfect poem for today! well done! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/18/2015 4:15:00 AM Thanks Ilene:-) Hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie Date: 3/17/2015 6:32:00 PM G'day Jan... I dare say Jan... there is a huge fan club on St. Pats day who have related themselves to this wonderful limerick. Well done - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/17/2015 6:34:00 PM I'm sure there will be a few sore heads tomorrow Lindsay lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 3/17/2015 6:22:00 PM lol...great Jan...hugs Tim Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/17/2015 6:30:00 PM I saw your limerick and was inspired tim:-) Hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop Date: 3/17/2015 6:18:00 PM Haha: )lol Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/17/2015 6:18:00 PM Thanks Charma:-) Hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance Date: 3/17/2015 5:43:00 PM HAHAHA love it, Cheers!!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/17/2015 5:44:00 PM We are on the same theme lol:-) hugs Jan xx