Best Pam Poems
Former Attorney General Pam Bondi
will never be confused with Mahatma Gandhi!
She was head of the Dictator Tot's retribution campaign
but, thankfully, her efforts were mostly in vain.
There once was a woman named Pam
Who entertained men with her cam
She'd pose in her undies
On Thursdays and Sundays
And used up her excess of RAM..
Maybe she's a stranger.
To the rest of the world unknown.
Far from being famous.
Devoured by a world, cruel and dangerous.
Treated as if she were contagious.
She's become a faint memory, a stranger without a face.
Set aside and ostracized.
It's easier to routinely erase her, rather embrace her.
If you'll recall it reads justice for all, it clearly said.
Is this false? Mislead?
Not anyone's problem, not worth solving.
Says who?
She was an angel, they just never knew.
God is her way and her light, this I already know..
My mother's name is Pam.
Not Jane Doe
Sit down clown and drown your sound bubble before I puncture it with my slam,
I'll show you an epic wham bam epigram 'cus I am the lion and you're a lamb,
your jam lacked glam like expired meet attached to smelly feet and moldy ham,
It was so lame that I wonder if you're insane, maybe you should book an exam.
You added to the pain in my brain with each row as the flow wasn't on show,
you managed to increase the decrease over again and couldn't maintain a glow,
the lightbulb is dim or needs replacing because you're disgracing poetry with below
average rhymes that set a new standard of previously unobtainable shallow.
You don't seem to know it but trust me you're either rusty or just no poet,
it's time to pack it in or relentlessly practice and stop the plummet,
I've noticed you're a little bit hopeless so I'm hiding the rope so you know it,
you came along for the ride, lost your pride, so go and hide but suicide don't commit.
As worshippers in Australia lift holy hands to Heaven
I recall promises to pray for the ill, the aged, the convalescent
Praise-worthy voices dance exquisitely, inside a church called Hillsong
You and I must intercede for friends, foes,for those who don't belong
A for America, for a Holy-Spirit led Revival, a new Great Awakening
And for Adam and Andy, Allison and Abby; Al, AJ, and all of our sin
B for Botswana and for Burma's minorities; we pray for Bob, Barb, and Becky;
Bible-believing churches anywhere who balance Truth and Grace faithfully ...
C for Canada, a great neighbor, and for Brother Carmelo, after surgery
Healing in every way ... for Chaz, Candace and Cathy; for the Canerdy family
D for D.R.C. and all Danes, Daniellas, Debs and families such as Dogherty
E for Egypt, the English, and Ethiopia. Add Esau, Eve, Evan and Evangeline
F for France and the Finns, all those called Fran, Fred, Fatima and Fanny
G for Germany (all leaders, too); Greg and Grace and Grandparents ...
As so many cope with Alzheimers, may men and women find the remedy
H is for Hungary, both the country and all who go hungry
Hearts be healed, in His grace. Include Hannah and Hope, Hank and Harry.
I is for India, and anyone persecuted there, or anywhere; Isaac and Ishmael -
Reminds me to pray for Israel, for Shanthi, Selma and Salam, for Jerusalem
Jesus begins with J, and so do names South of the US border, and Jess's needs
K for both Koreas! For peace, security, forgiveness, prosperity (Until the AM)
Pamela Relph wanted to join the army, the Royal Engineers,
Because she was funded by them for sixth form fun arrears,
But she got arthritis just when she was eighteen and keen,
And so undertook a BSc at Birmingham in physics, mean.
In 2011 she won gold at the World Rowing Championships,
With three others, her team also including Broecke, a cox,
In 3 minutes 27.10 seconds they did travel one kilometre,
To qualify for the 2012 Paralympics in London’s theatre.
She, Riches, Smith and Row pulled the boat through wave,
Along the river at Eton Dorney to win gold in their conclave,
And they retained their title at the 2013 World’s in August,
But with a new team, as medical ills did make Smith bust.
There they took gold again ahead of Italy and South Africa,
This time faster, 3 minutes and 16.12 seconds to plaster,
And then in 2014 with one new crew mate in Grace Clough,
The team successfully won gold again at the World’s bough.
So as a result of that they will compete in the 2016’s, Rio,
And Relph is an MBE as of 2013’s New Year Honours row;
Her sister Monica, who’s a GB rower in the Senior Squad,
Got her into rowing originally, where she’s now like a god!
Greg Focker was always an awkward man,
only fiancée Pam could understand-
Jack would be his in-law,
and soon baby’s Pawpaw,
retired CIA in all the land.
The Focker’s housekeeper was Isabel,
rumors Greg had an affair and didn’t tell-
Had a spawn named Jorge,
from Greg’s roll in the hay,
in young puppy love dear Greg Focker fell!
Suspicious Jack kept his eye on Greg’s life,
since his daughter Pam would be his sweet wife-
Don’t mess with government,
they show no sentiment,
he made Greg’s days full of torment and strife.
Jack decides to give Greg ol’ truth serum,
knowing sorry Greg really did fear him-
Blurts out Pam is pregnant,
that wasn’t his whole intent,
but did angry Jack really hear him?
Turns out Jorge wasn’t really Greg’s son,
ends up marrying Pam, had lots of fun-
Jack will always despise,
but so soon realize,
for his daughter Greg was the perfect one!
Favorite Comedy Movie Poetry Contest
I chose: "Meet the Fockers"
syllable count: 10-10-6-6-10
howmanysyllables.com
Sponsor: Alexis Y.
March 2, 2018
Gilly darling dont do that
You don't know where it's been
And put our hat on there's a love
I'm fetching some ice-cream
Do you want a cornet child?
Or will you take a lolly?
Oh Gilly darling don't do that
I'll have to tell your Mummy
Now sit here on the beach towel
And do try to be good
I know you're keen on swimming
And I'd let you if I could
But Auntie Pam's a land lubber
The waters not for me
Oh Gillian for heavens sake
Just let your pig tails be
Now what is it to be my girl?
A cornet or a lolly?
A choc-ice? I suppose so
But if it melts we'll all be sorry
Chocolate on your pretty dress
A most unbecoming site
Oh Gilly child dont blubber
I shall get you one ,alright?
Oh look the van is going
Oh botheration damn
We'll have to have a sandwich
There is cheese or strawberry jam
There we are a jam one
Now do be careful please
Dont like it? Why, its lovely?
Oh ok then have a cheese
Finished it all up I see
There's a clever girl
Now have a bit of lemon cake
Or there's a Vienesse Whirl?
No I don't have jaffa cakes
No there are no crisps
Now Gilly just behave yourself
And still those quivered lips
I'm going to have a read now
Just play nice on the sand
And don't go by the water
Hold onto to dollys hand
Pam looks up from her book
No Gilly is in sight
Oh blast the child she murmurs
Then, Im sure she'll be alright
Gillian she hollers
What? Comes the reply
O there you are behind me
And the child begins to cry
What a privilege
It has been
To have Pam in my life
As a dear friend
Someone so honest
And most trustworthy
With real compassion
And much integrity
She listened when I needed
Someone to talk to
And if she said she’d do something
It was just what she would do
She truly inspired me
With her professional skills
Giving me knowledge to never forget
And I never will
Her inner light
Was visible all the time
And I’ll always remember
Pam’s sunshine!
Love, Flo
Dedicated to Pam Bass
January 14, 2009
Florence McMillian (Flo)
There was once a girl whose name was Pam
Mean as she could be, blamed Uncle Sam
Abhorred all the rich
Thought life's a bi#tch
Green with envy she didn't give a damn
3-14-19
Contest:Green Humor
Sponsor: Carolyn Devonshire
Pinocchio Pam
You are our hope
She so very good looking
She looks just like a man
She got in the photo
On acid was she
Exclaimed with surprise
When the flash went off in her eyes
When Pam is cooking
She would concentrate on it
Making sure nothing will spill
On to the hot stove
I'd Love To Meet You Both
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The topics you have mentioned all relevant, still to this day.
It's like I know your husband, for I too, know just what to say!
You didn't mention world pollution, especially microplastic
Are you in denial of a situation, which has now turned to drastic?
Plastic pollution, yes, and scientists are now finding drugs,
Not just illegal ones, category 'C', fly-tipped by well-meaning mugs.
Love to meet your husband, hear what he has to say!
Sadly words mean nothing if all the problems won't go away!
I know for I have made it known, my words most succinct!
For we must stop polluting or we really will become extinct!
Mother Nature's issuing warnings that the weather will get worse.
Climate warming is happening and it's not some silly curse.
Climate change, totally different, nowt to do with waste pollution.
that's affecting climate warming, recycling, definitely a solution.
Climate change that's caused by the planet tilting on its axis.
Sunsets I have noticed moved, on the weather it has placed, yes, taxes!
So yes, I would like to meet your husband and you, if you agree,
For, I must confess, your poetry has always delighted me!
Reference your husband, I'd like to hear what he has to say on hell,
For if you take a look around you, were nearly there as well!
El Niño, it, he, she, has moved toward the northern hemisphere,
Temperatures will soar, and many lands it will burn lay bear.
This is natures way, a warning, to recycle all our waste!
El Niño is opening the doors to hell and it is just a little taste.
I hope you're not finding it boring what I have written about,
In a book, it should be published, perhaps there it will have more clout.
Well, Pam, I think an apology I am owing you for my little rant,
Sorry, but like your husband, I just had to add another slant.
A Mermaid Named Pam
Out at sea, a poor mermaid named Pam-
far away from her neighborhood swam;
richer waters she'd try
to attract a new guy
on a pirate ship planning a scam.
'Cause big treasure she needed to find
her life hadn't been any too kind-
she was missing a fin
and some scales on her skin-
but a pirate with patch is half-blind!
Sandra M. Haight
~1st Place~
Contest: Pirate-Themed Limerick
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
Judged: 04/16/2019
I can’t believe it’s been a year since she’s passed away,
But the memories I have keep her alive in my heart.
I always thought that I’d see her again someday,
But I guess life got in the way and kept us apart.
I regret the fact that I didn’t take the time to keep in touch.
She was always a good friend to when we were younger.
We went to different schools, but attended the same church.
We always had a lot to talk about when we were together.
I had a crush on her from the very beginning,
But I’m quite certain that she never even knew.
I enjoyed her company because she love many things
And she saw the bright side of everything, too.
When we were in high school, we went on a retreat.
It was a church event with many of our friends.
Pam was so excited about all the people she’d meet
She could hardly sit still during the whole weekend.
One of the fondest memories of my time spent with her
Is from Sunday, July Tenth, Nineteen Eighty-Eight.
We went on a day trip to an amusement park together.
It was one of the best times I’ve ever had on a date.
Pam was eager to go on all of the rides.
She wasn’t afraid to be the first in line.
I was very happy to spend the day by her side,
And quite fortunate to call her a friend of mine.
Pam was the kind of person who always smiled.
One of the things I miss most is her laugh.
She always made others feel worthwhile.
Pam was the friend that everyone was glad to have.