Best Irritate Poems

St Helens, volatile lady,
Is letting off some steam.
She is seething now with anger.
We know not to what extreme.

I remember the eruption in
The year of ninety-eighty.
That...

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He will make everything fabulous
Wait and see
He has a way of doing things
He knows what needs to be done first
And every step thereafter
He knows how...

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(I think this is how Robert Lindley will reply, if at all...)


I wonder why you'd hate me, 
Maybe because I'm kindly, 
But you don't irritate...

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You irritate me.
You touched your daughter.
Actually, you touch not just yours,
but God’s!
You sick and twisted man.

You try your hardest to get it in
But she knows...

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Lying gets you nowhere in life.
It will cut you just like a knife.
Don’t tell a lie it does no good.
Tell the truth like you know...

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Indians, Chiefs, Braves, Warriors, Redskins and Vikings!
Seems the politically correct crowd is upset with such things!
They're disturbed that sports teams bearing such names are a...

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Aware of one's carnal human nature
I confess my own nastiness feature
as well as the lurking rudeness gesture
amidst obviously arrogant posture 
irking others in their wholesome...

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 We knock off books,
it’s what we do.
We knock off books,
so librarian, Kit Mew
will have to put them back, you see,
We turned Kit Mew, into...

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I can’t always remember what I said
So maybe these may be words you’ve already read
But once I get a line in my head 
I can’t...

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I want to confess as I have committed a sin,
Sitting idly in my emotional incapacities
Conscious that this is only television screen.

I see people being butchered...

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By definition, to irritate; 
but easy on the palate.
The footle is a witty poem,
written picture rhyme.
Semantics seals its fate

We write to enjoy the style,
to sport,...

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*I Hate You Like*  (For: Brittany Moon) Her Tiny  Request**


I hate you like the Eclipse of the sun and moon====== 
Lightning, thunder, twisters,and...

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She spurs me on
Like a violent wind.
She howls to me in the night
Like a siren.  
Her light is red as blood.
My flesh is cold...

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Keats’ Nightingale

The romantic poets were too early to postulate total atheism,
And so freshened up the church by aligning god with nature,
And I believe they had...

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I CRY EVERYDAY

Why would I cry every day?
What do I do  to stop this weeping?
It is my marriage that brings those tears
Tears of no...

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