Best Faxes Poems

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Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days and God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally God...

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PASSION FOR FASHION

We live
We continue to pretend
We copy
Because that’s in fashion

Painted Face
Leaving no trace
Fiftyish women,
Pretending to be
Forever Thirty,
Obsessed by age
Not finding grace

Men from Metro-sexual
To Retro-sexual
Proving Substantial,
Gizmos Essential
Looking Influential
Faking Credentials
Doubting Potential

Half-Truths
Outright Lies
For motives of profit,
The lies of materialism
Succumbing to manipulations,
For notions of happiness,
Financial Strains
Come with long...

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No more faxes, no more phones                                       ...

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I'm no good at setting clocks,
don't enjoy sending faxes
but if you'll bring your info,
I'll calculate your taxes.

I scream at my computer,
could take a hammer to it
but give me a tax problem,
I'll work my way through it.

Can't program my cell phone,
don't even want to bother.
I'm busy...

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No more faxes, no more phones                                       ...

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[Entry in Poetry Contest sponsored by Carolyn Devonshire 2-2-11]  

Got a letter in the mail today 
Right from the good old U S of A 
I opened it quick 
With my pogo stick 
While wondering what it would say. 
  
A citizen too...

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Many returns are sent by faxes
Declaring our earnings for taxes
When they don't work it out
Please give me a shout
Next time I'll send them some laxatives...

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Words are slowly entered into computer word processors
Words are slowly photocopied into ebooks as are magazines, newspapers
Disappearing into text messages, faxes, emails _
Soon every one will have to use an electronic device to reach words...

What if?___Satellites start to fall from the sky...
What if?___The satellites images...

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Kill him 
His sin. 

Taxes
Faxes. 

Not his 
Your biz. 

One gov
Above. 

One state
To hate. 

One state
To slate. 

One state 
To wait. 

One state
To mate. 

Not two
To sue. 

Not two
To glue. 

Not two
To woo. 

Not two
Not you. 

Kill him! 
Fine him. 

His sin
Big din. 

Our win
Your...

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If given a choice
Or had my own way
My current address
Is not where I’d stay
But rather I’d opt
For nautical terrain
And dwell along
The coast of Maine
No more meetings
Or phones or faxes
I’ll dig for clams
To pay the taxes....

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Second in Series of Many Mysteries

When out from politician's brain
there was a protrusion, we had 
come to a far gone conclusion
it was all a mere result of her
mother's erotic elusion of
daughter discovered to be in
a mental institution for which
there was no substitution.
Saw all of that...

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Your Taxes

Reality had been run over by a car
Look and hands and feet to see the scar
There He was with arms spread out wide
On splintered cross where he was crucified.

Two other men were killed at the same time
To there name didn't have a Nichol or...

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I have heard all your excuses 
I have listened to all your pleas
It is time to pay the pipers 
With the sweet tears of your misery
Ahh the suffering 
You have to surrender all your taxes 
Now it is time for me
They always say the only...

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Sitting upon the rocky outcrop,
Where the black eagle flies.
Your love for this land,
Burnt clearly in your eyes.

We heard a troop of baboons,
Although they could not be seen.
The yellow, winter highveld grass,
Was turning a virgin green.

You spoke of the rare wild leopard,
That roams the hills with...

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Trump Final Outcome

With Trump what will be final outcome
Probably end up becoming a bum
Borrowing to assist income taxes
Send out tweets as well as faxes
Grand total never equals its each sum.

Jim Horn...

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