Heavenly Computer Challenge

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days and God was tired of all the bickering. Finally God said , "Cool It. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours and I will judge who does the best job. So Jesus and Satan sat down at the key boards and typed away. They sent faxes, e-mail and e-mail with attachments. They downloaded and did some genealogy reports. They made cards and did every known job that can be done on computer. Then 10 minutes before their time was up lightning flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed and sat back and waited. The electricity finally flickered back on and they each restarted their computers. Satan searched frantically screaming, "It's Gone! It's Gone! It's All Gone! I Lost Everything When The Power Went Off!" Meanwhile Jesus quietly started printing out all of His files from his work on His computer. Satan screamed," He Cheated! How Did He Keep From Losing All His Work Too!?" God Smiled and said, "Easy. Jesus Saves."