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I really liked this and wanted to share it with you.It's so cute.

God Bless.

Heavenly Computer Challenge

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days and God was tired of all the bickering. Finally God said , "Cool It. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours and I will judge who does the best job.
So Jesus and Satan sat down at the key boards and typed away.
They sent faxes, e-mail and e-mail with attachments.  They downloaded and did some genealogy reports. They made cards and did every known job that can be done on computer. 
Then 10 minutes before their time was up lightning flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and the electricity went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed and sat back and waited. 
The electricity finally flickered back on and they each restarted their computers.
Satan searched frantically screaming, "It's Gone! It's Gone! It's All Gone! I Lost Everything When The Power Went Off!"
Meanwhile Jesus quietly started printing out all of His files from his work on His computer. 
Satan screamed," He Cheated! How Did He Keep From Losing All His Work Too!?"
God Smiled and said, "Easy. Jesus Saves."
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Situation Avatar
July 20, 2023 at 5:22 PM
To say the least it affected my feelings. first problem I' a Trinity person. Next it was almost predictable and lastly.....
Ball Avatar
July 21, 2023 at 11:07 AM
Thank you my friend. I too am a Trinity person. Born again and deeply in love with Jesus. This is not a put down of any kind. It's just a cute little joke and I think God likes it too. God Bless, JB
Rodrigues Avatar
July 19, 2023 at 8:16 PM
LOL! Cute!
Ball Avatar
July 20, 2023 at 10:27 AM
Thanks so much Kim. God Bless, JB
Dietrich Avatar
July 19, 2023 at 12:12 PM
Did you make this up all by yourself? OH my goodness, it's SO clever.
Dietrich Avatar
July 19, 2023 at 9:45 PM
well, they sure thought up a neat story!!
Ball Avatar
July 19, 2023 at 7:32 PM
Thank you so much Andrea but No I read it on another site and loved it so much I wanted to share it. God Bless, JB
Roper Avatar
July 18, 2023 at 7:39 PM
I love the ending :) you did make me smile. I am not want to let loose of words, but just sit back. My husband though a different story. Love the story, thank you for sharing.
Ball Avatar
July 19, 2023 at 7:39 PM
Thank you so much Eve. I loved this so much I wanted to share it. Read it on another site. God Bless, JB
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