Another Little Story I Didn'T Write

I Thought This Was So Cute And Just Wanted To Share It. Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days and God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it! I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours and I will judge who does the better job. So Jesus and Satan sat down at their keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spread sheets. They did reports and graphs, sent faxes and emails and emails with attachments. They downloaded and did genealogy reports and made cards. They did every job known to man but ten minutes before time was up lightening flashed across the sky and thunder rolled. The rain poured and of course the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed and sat back. The electricity finally flickered back on and they restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically screaming ,"It's Gone! It's All Gone!" "I Lost Everything When The Power Went Out!" Meanwhile Jesus started printing out all His files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate. He screamed, "Wait! He Cheated! How Did He Do That!?" God smiled and shrugged and said, "Jesus Saves."