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Running Taxes

Many returns are sent by faxes
Declaring our earnings for taxes
When they don't work it out
Please give me a shout
Next time I'll send them some laxatives

Copyright © James Fraser | Year Posted 2011

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Carol Sunshine Brown Date: 2/22/2011 10:50:00 AM Congratulations on your win James in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Taxing Times". Love, Carol Login to Reply

Date: 2/18/2011 11:17:00 AM Got a good chuckle out of this one. Congratulations on your wind in the contest. Keep on writing and sharing your words. Thank you for your kind comment. Karen Login to Reply

Kory Calhoun Date: 2/4/2011 4:05:00 PM Geritol or Ex-Lax would work just fine! LOL! Congratulations on your WIN in Carolyn's contest! Best wishes, KC Login to Reply

Dr.Ram Mehta Date: 2/3/2011 6:25:00 PM Congratulations on the well deserved win in the contest, James Login to Reply

John Freeman Date: 2/3/2011 11:30:00 AM Congratulations James on your worthy in the top five. Agape, Moses Login to Reply

Tahera Mannan Date: 2/2/2011 9:50:00 PM hahaha.many congratulations for this win. Login to Reply

Barbara Gorelick Date: 2/2/2011 6:58:00 PM Laughing all the way..congrats. BG Login to Reply

Robert Pettit Date: 2/2/2011 6:46:00 PM Great limerick. Congratulation on winning in Carolyn's contest. Login to Reply

Joyce Johnson Date: 2/2/2011 4:33:00 PM Congratulations on your win, James. Love, Joyce Login to Reply

Robert A. Dufresne Date: 2/2/2011 2:49:00 PM huh! a lucrative laxative! congrats to you James Login to Reply

Ralph Taylor Date: 2/2/2011 1:51:00 PM Congrats on your well deserved win, Jim. Nice going. Ralph Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 2/2/2011 12:58:00 PM I'd hate to have to use the restroom at tax headquarters when the laxatives arrive, James. Funny limerick! Congratulations on your win. The competition was very strong, so take pride in your accomplishment! Love, Carolyn Login to Reply

Francine Roberts Date: 2/2/2011 12:57:00 PM funny entry, congrats on your win in the contest James Login to Reply

Diane Locksley Date: 1/31/2011 4:59:00 PM I'll be waiting for those laxatives to take effect. Ha-Ha. Funny limerick James. Good luck in the contest, Diane Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/30/2011 9:04:00 PM hahaha, with that near rhyme at the end. And send them "running" to the loo.(did I get that English slang right?) Luv, Andrea Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 1/30/2011 11:58:00 AM :) Thanks for supporting the contest, James! Love, Carolyn Login to Reply

Nette Onclaud Date: 1/30/2011 11:52:00 AM what a gas, james... we need more than laxatives after paying those darn taxes!! what shining wit you've got.. one great laugh before the weekend bows! stinning with winning wishes!! :) huggs, nette Login to Reply