Taxes

[Entry in Poetry Contest sponsored by Carolyn Devonshire 2-2-11]  

Got a letter in the mail today 
Right from the good old U S of A 
I opened it quick 
With my pogo stick 
While wondering what it would say. 
  
A citizen too often relaxes, 
So much he forgets to pay taxes. 
So pony up today, 
Don’t blow this away, 
Or we will hound you with dunning faxes. 
  
With IRS and their undue threat,
They have placed their bet on a roulette. 
I’ll acquiesce
When they confess
Otherwise they can sit there and fret!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Brown Avatar
February 22, 2011 at 10:51 AM
Congratulations James,on your win in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Taxing Times". Love, Carol
Smith Avatar
February 7, 2011 at 2:28 PM
Congratulations on your win! Love this!
Calhoun Avatar
February 4, 2011 at 4:08 PM
Hi James - Congratulations on your WIN in Carolyn's contest! Best wishes, KC
Fraser Avatar
February 4, 2011 at 11:28 AM
Many congratulations James on your win in Carolyn's contest....:)
Mehta Avatar
February 3, 2011 at 6:27 PM
Congratulations on the well deserved win in the contest, James
Anderson Avatar
February 3, 2011 at 12:26 PM
Congratulations on your win in the contest...Jimmy
Freeman Avatar
February 3, 2011 at 11:35 AM
Congratulations James on a worthy presentation for 5th place honor. Agape, Moses
Kendrick Avatar
February 3, 2011 at 7:10 AM
Good one for the contest...Reads like a winner to me...Enjoyed..Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my work..I have sent you two soup mails please read the last one that I wrote and ignore the first..Sara
Johnson Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 5:10 PM
Congratulations on your win, James Joyce
Dufresne Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 3:49 PM
congrats on your fine win, JAmes!
Taylor Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 1:59 PM
Congrats on your well deserved win, Jim. Nice going. Ralph
Devonshire Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 1:02 PM
Got a great laugh reading your limericks, James. Congratulations on your win. The competition was very strong, so take pride in your accomplishment! Love, Carolyn
Roberts Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 12:59 PM
congrats on your win with this great entry
Pettit Avatar
February 1, 2011 at 6:01 PM
Three very well written limericks here. Good entry for the contest.
Mehta Avatar
February 1, 2011 at 2:27 PM
Very funny and humorous write on the taxing times, James
Devonshire Avatar
February 1, 2011 at 9:32 AM
:) Great work, James. Thanks for supporting the contest! Love, Carolyn
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