Best Emergency Poems

Nurse: Briefly describe your pain
Me: Ouch
Nurse: On a scale from 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?
Me: I dunno...where's your scale?
Nurse: No, no sir, on a scale...
Me: Okay!...180 butt-naked
Nurse: When was the last time you had a physical exam?
Me: Well, me and this...

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Twas the night before Christmas
    Dressed in my red Santa pajamas.
  Tap, Tap, Tap, and a whispered strain;
     Santa knocked at my windowpane. 

  Dressed in a red velvet hat and suit, 
   ...

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Donald Trump can't see debt as a threat
Its immigrants that make him upset
So we must build a wall
That won't stop them at all
And to Hell with the National Debt!

Economics Trump just doesn't get
For Trump, filing bankruptcy's, "No sweat"
Donald's morals are lax
So he'll never pay tax
Chalk...

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Urgent Surgery, A C-Section in three seconds
Look lady! 
I'm trying to save you and the baby
Nurse Fox prepare the Incision sit
Nurse D please hand me a scalple
To save the Mother
Science says its impossible
And I'll be lucky
To make it out the room alive
Whoosh! They rush past...

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E nter the waiting chamber
M oments seem like hours
E veryone stays away
R est on the gurney
G host of those that died here
E nter and brush the curtains
N ow here then gone
C ause that is all that one sees
Y earning to get answers

R emove to x-ray
O...

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So many emergency numbers to call
covering every situation under the sun
at the end of the telephone line
human helps there making one run

But these humans can't do it all
the spiritual is beyond their reach
only the supreme spiritual can do
that leaves mankind in total breach

This is where...

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Called meeting of Flat Earth Society 
The Enclosed Earth theory must refute
As well Hollow Earth theory to dispute
and that dag nab round earth futility

It's clear as dirt we must confute
That old thingamajig gravity
Which with not our abacus compute
So how can we on an earth agree

Such...

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The Medical Emergency Bracelet

By Elton Camp

Many wear bracelets, others to apprise
What to do if an emergency should arise

“If you find me in trouble, please if you will
Under my tongue put a nitroglycerine pill.”

“I am extremely allergic to penicillin, you see
Just one injection could very easily...

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Horses parade

     Marching band follows

          What was that they stepped in?

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved...

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--WARNING BUZZER SOUNDS--
A moment of much worry!
Oh...friend's phone's ring tone...

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disturbing my sleep
the telephone rings
are you sick, ill, or dead?...

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My emergency
Can't breathe, Light headed, Doctor
Lay down... Beep, beep, beep
















Yesterday, I had a little trouble breathing when I was out at soccer... I had to go to the ER and everything was 
spinning and flying by me.  It was scary, but I survived. ...

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World emergency prayer PII

Entered…..
I shout now to the whole world down to the orbit,
As now the darkness is geared and out for blood,
A human blood,
I gear the whole world with the blood of Jesus,
And I am sending this fire of the holly spirit to the...

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After the wind stops blowing

We will pull down the shades

The thunder rumbles past our yellow, one story apartment.

Standing close to the foamy shores

I can hear the newscaster murmur its warnings of another flash flood watch.

I adjust my headphones, picking up a Vogue to pass the...

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World Christmas And New Year Emergency Prayer P1 

I f you think i am crazy when writing this poem,
Think again, 
This is your rescue, believers and non believers,
..........................Entered......................
In the name of Jesus, the Savior and the Lord,
From this day of 2014-November-05 South Africa standard time,
I...

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