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Emergency Rooms Just KILL Me -

Nurse: Briefly describe your pain Me: Ouch Nurse: On a scale from 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain? Me: I dunno...where's your scale? Nurse: No, no sir, on a scale... Me: Okay!...180 butt-naked Nurse: When was the last time you had a physical exam? Me: Well, me and this lady went out the other night... Nurse: We'll need a stool sample Me: YOUR stool or my stool? I'll need a saw... Nurse: We'll need to do some lab work Me: I understand, it's hard to keep good help isn't it? Nurse: Do you have a history of suicide? Me: Umm... Nurse: Are you having trouble urinating? Me: Just a sec...nope, no problem here Nurse: Sh-t! Me: Just a sec...nope, no problem here Nurse: Son of a...How many fingers am I holding up?? Me: Aha!...One in the middle and four bent ones, right? Nurse: I swear to G... Sign this freekin' admittance form! Me: Uh uh!...I deny the whole thing... Nurse: (Sigh) Are you allergic to anything? Me: Hospitals...

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Date: 1/7/2013 8:16:00 AM
Tim - Now this is poetry in scrubs. love, Kathy
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Date: 1/5/2013 1:18:00 PM
So Tim if you have a stand-up night, many a poet would enjoy it, myself included! Love your humor! Hugs
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Date: 1/1/2013 11:46:00 AM
L.O.V.E.D... it! My son is studying to be a nurse... Can't wait to show it to him... It'll be on my fav. list! Happy New Year...
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Date: 12/31/2012 3:52:00 PM
Absolutely rollicking...now that's a good one for your write a sequel with Tim ROLLICKING! ;) Happy New Year! Light & Love Cher
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Date: 12/31/2012 9:08:00 AM
Smilin' Tim! Thanks for stoppin' by...jimbo
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Date: 12/31/2012 8:00:00 AM
Tim, Tim, Tim,...which hospital was this??? hahah....Yeah, I'm with Andrea,..do some stand up comedy!! Hope you'll have a big audience tonite!! Happy New Yrs to u! 2014 could be a BIG YR!!! :) gwendolen
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Date: 12/31/2012 6:19:00 AM
Tim, ha ha ha ha, I love this, have a happy and peaceful New Year...David
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Date: 12/31/2012 4:21:00 AM
Last day of 2012, I welcome you to a new year 2013. - - Looking forward to reading your poems in 2013. - - HAPPY NEW YEAR! - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 12/30/2012 10:14:00 PM
this is really funny, you should do standup, my friend.
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Date: 12/30/2012 7:05:00 PM
This is funny, especially when you describe the things that they always say and ask you.
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