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Emergency Meeting of Flat Earth Society

Called meeting of Flat Earth Society 
The Enclosed Earth theory must refute
As well Hollow Earth theory to dispute
and that dag nab round earth futility

It's clear as dirt we must confute
That old thingamajig gravity
Which with not our abacus compute
So how can we on an earth agree

Such a problem the enclosed earth theory,
Where we are all living in a Truman Show,
And of the hollow earth so very weary,
To this silliness in the trash throw.

Then all scientists and fools will flock
To see us clinging to this flatty rock.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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May 30, 2015 at 8:33 PM
Thomas, enjoyed your fun sonnet, so many great lines, 7
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