Best Buyers Poems

Forget about mortgage or rent.
These days with our paychecks fast spent,
In the future I see 
The hot question will be. . . 
How much for one BIG sturdy tent?


For Carolyn Devonshire's Contest: Economic Woes Limerick...

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Pathological Liars, support buyers
Worthless medals on their chests
JP Morgan's Hand-puppet speaks:

They have you screaming, yea or nay
With their hands making your heart strings dance
As you throw your soul at the Golden Calf

Your fingers are on your phone screen
While their fingers are on the trigger
Trusting in...

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People desperate to have huge butts,
see an amateur doctor in her hut,
used concrete mix,
and fix a flat fix,
the docs a quack and customers nuts!

Please be careful next time,
since your huge butt is now a sign,
you must be in shock,
its hard as a rock,
I hope the...

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There was a young lady from Wellers
Most popular with all the fellers
I said," How do you do it?"
She said,"There's nothin' to it"
"I sort them by buyers and sellers."


8-30-2020
Contest:  Limerick Fun 
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
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