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Best Blind Drunk Poems


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A blind poet stumbles into a bar
Counts the number of drunk patrons there are
   Adds up all the burps
   Plus all the loud slurps
Drives them home in his brand-new sports car...

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Categories: blind drunk, car, drink, home, poets,
Form: Limerick

Book: Reflection on the Important Things