Best Blind Drunk Poems

A blind poet stumbles into a bar
Counts the number of drunk patrons there are
   Adds up all the burps
   Plus all...

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The music video is more or less a continuation to the poem. So please play it when cued in the poem text and continue enjoying...

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Write a limerick of your own about a Muppet. 
If you post it in a comment or in soup mail to me, 
and I find...

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King Hypocrite

We have the king of hypocrites, right here on the soup
With more chastising, straight from his stoop
Once again, he points his finger, from high...

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I can’t get behind the wheel, I’m disqualified
So I’m on the early morning train ride to the city
There are so many commuters, I join the...

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Submitted by: Buzz O'Words
Written: 3/3/14

Too much Viagra and beer.
My wife was out of town,
I hit every club around.
Each time I'd hope to find
A horny woman...

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My Friend Jim Bean

The highway signs go by so fast.
The whole damn night had been a blast.
There's a red light chasing behind me
and wouldn't you...

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Here’s a tale about Kermit the frog 
When blind drunk he slipped off a wet log
Miss Piggy was forlorn
Her dear ‘Kermie’ was ‘gorn’
Now he’s buried...

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Moe
Larry
Curly

Shep 
Joe

This Three-Fifth Stooges moron quartet
are brain-slow slugs you don’t wanna IQ know

Just sitting on a milk crate,
waiting outside of the MGM studio gate
Moe, Larry...

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i wait at night, look for your star
i feel you close, but bodys so far
taken away, removed all your pain
your words and your wisdom, were...

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Who Is So Wise As Never To Do Such

Blind drunk, bereft of any semblance of leadership
my mind grows cold and dark skies call out.
A poet...

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Her date was suave; his place was swank
                 ...

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Never the never


If all was to disappear in front of your eyes, 
Would you still reach out for me?  
In an echo chamber I...

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Who am I to presuppose
The wine flowed deep that night?
But after waiting seven years,
To greet the morning light
And find her sister in your bed -
Well,...

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You invited me in
discreetly laughing at moi
you gave me no words of encouragement
but only champagne wine
blind drunk I fell behind
still I tasted your marmalade peel
then...

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