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Blind Drunk

A blind poet stumbles into a bar
Counts the number of drunk patrons there are
   Adds up all the burps
   Plus all the loud slurps
Drives them home in his brand-new sports car

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Jean Bush

Date: 2/11/2020 3:20:00 PM

Oh my! I'll bet his car lost it's brand new smell that night. Hahaha! A pint in the tum, when all's said & done, a slurp & a burp, oh, damn, my shirt!! Bottoms up, kid! Hahaha!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/11/2020 4:11:00 PM

Your comment is a lot funnier than my limerick, my friend. Thanks! :) gw

Brenda Chiri

Date: 1/24/2020 7:40:00 PM

Hahaha! Good one my friend!;) I'm beginning to feel better after readinv your humor!;)

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 1/24/2020 6:35:00 PM

G'day Gershon … down this way, if you drink too much you are classed as blind drunk, and you'd almost think when they drive it's a driverless car and the police are usually around to escort - for a night in a cell. Clever limerick Gershon - Lindsay

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 1/24/2020 8:51:00 AM

Funny in so many ways! We have to wonder at the blind man himself. Why is “he” there, is this all in his imagination, and is there more to the drunken poets story. I think I want more. Use him again!

Kim Rodrigues
Date: 1/24/2020 9:05:00 PM

Absolutely! :) all smiles

Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/24/2020 11:48:00 AM

Wow, Kim. I sure was blind to all the possibilities you raised. And here's a deal for you: I give you more of the blind man in exchange for more in-depth comments like this one. Fair? Smiles, Gershon

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 1/24/2020 8:20:00 AM

A fine funny limerick, clever as always Gershon. Blessings, Jennifer.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/24/2020 11:41:00 AM

Thanks for the good cheer, Jennifer! Keep smiling, Gershon

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 1/24/2020 8:16:00 AM

Hilariously done. I mean you are on a roll.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/24/2020 11:41:00 AM

You're right. I am on a roll: My preferred condiments are mustard, catsup, and pickle. Hold those onions! P.U! LOL. Thanks, Caren. Best wishes, Gershon