King Hypocrite

King Hypocrite

We have the king of hypocrites, right here on the soup
With more chastising, straight from his stoop
Once again, he points his finger, from high on his wall
A brand new blog with the same childish bawl

Deleted in twenty-four, that’s his usual hit and run
He likes his big words that help hide his fun
He stands at his pulpit, his thesaurus in hand
It makes him feel smart, here in poetry land

He likes to praise your work and then throw a punch
He’ll tuck tail and run and be gone before lunch
He gets his mighty courage straight from the keg
He’ll get blind drunk and then hump your leg

The simple truth will always contradict him
So he looks for new poets and then plays the victim
Like the trolls before him, he’ll wobble on his wall
Then like humpty dumpty, he will crack from his fall
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Shaw Avatar
February 26, 2022 at 12:51 PM
I'm a strong believer if you have just half a brain cell, put it to better use, than waste your time on here, giving others abuse . . . ; )
Buhagiar Avatar
January 3, 2022 at 1:39 AM
I am not much in blogs. I have so much to do living a lone, my wife long dead. But I hate cowards who degrade others and then delete what he wrote. Smacks of cowardice.
Koplin Avatar
January 3, 2022 at 3:13 AM
He finally tucked tail and ran for the last time. He has been gone for awhile now. I’m not a fan of cowards either. I’m sorry that your wife is gone and you are alone.
Vaso Avatar
October 17, 2021 at 10:07 PM
Missed the blog, but great poem!!!
Allison Avatar
October 18, 2021 at 11:39 AM
the blog is still there, go off line to read the comments if he has you blocked
Kavanagh  Avatar
October 17, 2021 at 12:59 PM
Heya Mark, As always I missed the blog, why on earth do people put something up only to take it back down the following day, unless your 3rd stanza, of course that's it, drinking and penning is a very dangerous combination, cheers David
Koplin Avatar
October 17, 2021 at 1:52 PM
Maybe his buzz wears off and then realizes how insulting he has been
Allison Avatar
October 17, 2021 at 7:06 AM
Oh I see the one who said he wouldn't blog ever again has again broken his word, how hypocritical can that be. write on Mark:-) hugs Jan xx
Koplin Avatar
October 17, 2021 at 7:10 AM
I think blowhard liar is another alias for him
Logan Avatar
October 17, 2021 at 6:54 AM
I too am aware of his blog. Seems he is describing himself in his effort to chastise another. You’ve got it right about using a thesaurus to elevate his vocabulary, but confront him on one of his blogs and he can only use fourth grade level words. I know my comments are negative, but they are only pointing out his negativity about an issue he is guilty of. In this case he is not aware of facts, or much else.
Allison Avatar
October 18, 2021 at 11:40 AM
I've contacted admin as i object to him using my name, he must be suffering from memory loss as he promised he wouldnt ever blog again but we all know what a hypocrite he is
Koplin Avatar
October 17, 2021 at 5:15 PM
He is not supposed to use names, again that was easy.
Logan Avatar
October 17, 2021 at 3:44 PM
He read this poem because he referenced it in His blog but I doubt he will confront you here. Mark.
Koplin Avatar
October 17, 2021 at 2:35 PM
I unblocked the fool in case he wants to come and comment
Logan Avatar
October 17, 2021 at 7:21 AM
He’s trying to impress people but based on his past actions and trolling of a few of us, it’s backfiring.
Koplin Avatar
October 17, 2021 at 7:09 AM
What happened to him promising not to post any more blogs? A hypocrite and a liar.
Logan Avatar
October 17, 2021 at 6:57 AM
I’ve made one new poet aware of his tactics when he welcomed her to the site with his come on.
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