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King Hypocrite

King Hypocrite We have the king of hypocrites, right here on the soup With more chastising, straight from his stoop Once again, he points his finger, from high on his wall A brand new blog with the same childish bawl Deleted in twenty-four, that’s his usual hit and run He likes his big words that help hide his fun He stands at his pulpit, his thesaurus in hand It makes him feel smart, here in poetry land He likes to praise your work and then throw a punch He’ll tuck tail and run and be gone before lunch He gets his mighty courage straight from the keg He’ll get blind drunk and then hump your leg The simple truth will always contradict him So he looks for new poets and then plays the victim Like the trolls before him, he’ll wobble on his wall Then like humpty dumpty, he will crack from his fall

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021




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Date: 2/26/2022 12:51:00 PM
I'm a strong believer if you have just half a brain cell, put it to better use, than waste your time on here, giving others abuse . . . ; )
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Date: 1/3/2022 1:39:00 AM
I am not much in blogs. I have so much to do living a lone, my wife long dead. But I hate cowards who degrade others and then delete what he wrote. Smacks of cowardice.
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Mark Koplin
Date: 1/3/2022 3:13:00 AM
He finally tucked tail and ran for the last time. He has been gone for awhile now. I’m not a fan of cowards either. I’m sorry that your wife is gone and you are alone.
Date: 10/17/2021 10:07:00 PM
Missed the blog, but great poem!!!
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Jan Allison
Date: 10/18/2021 11:39:00 AM
the blog is still there, go off line to read the comments if he has you blocked
Date: 10/17/2021 12:59:00 PM
Heya Mark, As always I missed the blog, why on earth do people put something up only to take it back down the following day, unless your 3rd stanza, of course that's it, drinking and penning is a very dangerous combination, cheers David
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Mark Koplin
Date: 10/17/2021 1:52:00 PM
Maybe his buzz wears off and then realizes how insulting he has been
Date: 10/17/2021 7:06:00 AM
Oh I see the one who said he wouldn't blog ever again has again broken his word, how hypocritical can that be. write on Mark:-) hugs Jan xx
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Mark Koplin
Date: 10/17/2021 7:10:00 AM
I think blowhard liar is another alias for him
Date: 10/17/2021 6:54:00 AM
I too am aware of his blog. Seems he is describing himself in his effort to chastise another. You’ve got it right about using a thesaurus to elevate his vocabulary, but confront him on one of his blogs and he can only use fourth grade level words. I know my comments are negative, but they are only pointing out his negativity about an issue he is guilty of. In this case he is not aware of facts, or much else.
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Jan Allison
Date: 10/18/2021 11:40:00 AM
I've contacted admin as i object to him using my name, he must be suffering from memory loss as he promised he wouldnt ever blog again but we all know what a hypocrite he is
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Mark Koplin
Date: 10/17/2021 5:15:00 PM
He is not supposed to use names, again that was easy.
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Jenna Logan
Date: 10/17/2021 3:44:00 PM
He read this poem because he referenced it in His blog but I doubt he will confront you here. Mark.
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Mark Koplin
Date: 10/17/2021 2:35:00 PM
I unblocked the fool in case he wants to come and comment
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Jenna Logan
Date: 10/17/2021 7:21:00 AM
He’s trying to impress people but based on his past actions and trolling of a few of us, it’s backfiring.
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Mark Koplin
Date: 10/17/2021 7:09:00 AM
What happened to him promising not to post any more blogs? A hypocrite and a liar.
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Jenna Logan
Date: 10/17/2021 6:57:00 AM
I’ve made one new poet aware of his tactics when he welcomed her to the site with his come on.

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