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Blind Drunk Poems

Blind Drunk Poems - Below are popular examples of all types of blind drunk poetry to share and read. This list of poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, famous, and modern examples for blind drunk.

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I can’t get behind the wheel, I’m disqualified
So I’m on the early morning train ride to the city
There are so many commuters, I join the throng 
Down the street as I was drifting with the city's human tide.

We are packed...Read More
Categories: blind drunk, addiction, car, drink,
Form: Rhyme

Three-Fifth Stooges Quartet



This Three-Fifth Stooges moron quartet
are brain-slow slugs you don’t wanna IQ know

Just sitting on a milk crate,
waiting outside of the MGM studio gate
Moe, Larry and Curly passed my way

They were yukking it up,
talking clown downright tomfoolery
Saying how they were...Read More
Categories: blind drunk, fun, humor, parody, political, satire,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member HALO
The music video is more or less a continuation to the poem. So please play it when cued in the poem text and continue enjoying the music and lyrics. 

Another bar unceremoniously has ‘asked’ him to leave
His limits he knows...Read More
Categories: blind drunk, depression, drink, inspirational, love, romantic, sensual,
Form: Rhyme
Never the never
Never the never

If all was to disappear in front of your eyes, 
Would you still reach out for me?  
In an echo chamber I am only ever, 
Calling out for you to hear the words that I need to...Read More
Categories: blind drunk, death, drink, love, memory, poetry, sad love,
Form: I do not know?
Here’s a tale about Kermit the frog 
When blind drunk he slipped off a wet log
Miss Piggy was forlorn
Her dear ‘Kermie’ was ‘gorn’
Now he’s buried deep in a peat bog

The Swedish chef landed up in jail
In bad trouble no one...Read More
Categories: blind drunk, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Muppets in the Soup - Join In
Write a limerick of your own about a Muppet. 
If you post it in a comment or in soup mail to me, 
and I find it appropriate, I'll add it on. ;-)

Sesame Street's Count von Count is dressed in black
He...Read More
Categories: blind drunk, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Who Is So Wise As Never To Do Such
Who Is So Wise As Never To Do Such

Blind drunk, bereft of any semblance of leadership
my mind grows cold and dark skies call out.
A poet has heart and soul even if no readership
enjoys drinking fine wine or dark ale too...Read More
Categories: blind drunk, art, character, courage, inspiration, poets, psychological, sorrow,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Viagra and Beer
Too much Viagra and beer.
Too much Viagra and beer.
My wife was out of town,
I hit every club around.
Each time I'd hope to find
A horny woman here.

Country Bob's was the last club that was open.
Near blind drunk and horny, but I...Read More
Categories: blind drunk, angst, body, crazy, drink, for her, for
Form: Lyric
a message to heaven
i wait at night, look for your star
i feel you close, but bodys so far
taken away, removed all your pain
your words and your wisdom, were the things that i gain 
long late night chats, getting blind drunk
sharing a beer, or...Read More
Categories: blind drunk, familyme, mum,
Form: I do not know?
My Friend Jim Beam
 My Friend Jim Bean

The highway signs go by so fast.
The whole damn night had been a blast.
There's a red light chasing behind me
and wouldn't you know it I could barely see.
Driving blind drunk and all over the road.
It's amazing...Read More
Categories: blind drunk, imagination, life, urbancar, me, night, car, friend,
Form: I do not know?