Blind Drunk Poems - Poems about Blind Drunk

...You invited me in discreetly laughing at moi you gave me no words of encouragement but only champagne wine blind drunk I fell behind still I tasted your marmalade peel then you played sister mo......Read the rest...

...Her date was suave; his place was swank ~ blind drunk back then, now draws a blank......Read the rest...

...Who am I to presuppose The wine flowed deep that night? But after waiting seven years, To greet the morning light And find her sister in your bed - Well, something ain’t quite right. It’s sai......Read the rest...

...King Hypocrite We have the king of hypocrites, right here on the soup With more chastising, straight from his stoop Once again, he points his finger, from high on his wall A brand new blog with......Read the rest...

...I can’t get behind the wheel, I’m disqualified So I’m on the early morning train ride to the city There are so many commuters, I join the throng Down the street as I was drifting with......Read the rest...

...A blind poet stumbles into a bar Counts the number of drunk patrons there are Adds up all the burps Plus all the loud slurps Drives them home in his brand-new sports car......Read the rest...

... Moe Larry Curly Shep Joe This Three-Fifth Stooges moron quartet are brain-slow slugs you don’t wanna IQ know Just sitting on a milk crate, waiting outside of the MGM studio ......Read the rest...

...The music video is more or less a continuation to the poem. So please play it when cued in the poem text and continue enjoying the music and lyrics. Another bar unceremoniously has......Read the rest...

...Never the never If all was to disappear in front of your eyes, Would you still reach out for me? In an echo chamber I am only ever, Calling out for you to hear the words that I need to sp......Read the rest...

...Here’s a tale about Kermit the frog When blind drunk he slipped off a wet log Miss Piggy was forlorn Her dear ‘Kermie’ was ‘gorn’ Now he’s buried deep in a peat bog The Swedish ......Read the rest...

...Write a limerick of your own about a Muppet. If you post it in a comment or in soup mail to me, and I find it appropriate, I'll add it on. ;-) Sesame Street's Count von Count is dress......Read the rest...

...Who Is So Wise As Never To Do Such Blind drunk, bereft of any semblance of leadership my mind grows cold and dark skies call out. A poet has heart and soul even if no readership enjoys drinking......Read the rest...

...Submitted by: Buzz O'Words Written: 3/3/14 Too much Viagra and beer. My wife was out of town, I hit every club around. Each time I'd hope to find A horny woman here. Country Bob's was the ......Read the rest...

...i wait at night, look for your star i feel you close, but bodys so far taken away, removed all your pain your words and your wisdom, were the things that i gain long late night chats, getting bl......Read the rest...

...My Friend Jim Bean The highway signs go by so fast. The whole damn night had been a blast. There's a red light chasing behind me and wouldn't you know it I could barely see. Driving blind drun......Read the rest...