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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Submitted by: Buzz O'Words Written: 3/3/14 Too much Viagra and beer. My wife was out of town, I hit every club around. Each time I'd hope to find A horny woman here. Country Bob's was the last place that was open. Near blind drunk and horny, I was still hopin'. A pretty woman gave me a glance, Smiled and said, "Let's dance. Honey, I'm ridin' if you're ropin'." A few hours later, I was in a Helluva mess She was still ridin' hard and screamin', "God, this is the best!" I was dizzy and light-headed. I had pains in my chest, But she wouldn't stop long enough to call EMS. When I came to, I was home in my own bed, Next to my lovely wife; and this is what she said: "I picked you up at Country Bob's, my dear; And there's gonna be some changes around here. You were fantastic last night, so, I only think it’s right If I supplement your diet with Viagra and beer." Viagra and beer. Viagra and beer. She treats me like a king, Says I make her body sing; So, she makes sure I get my Viagra and beer. Viagra and beer. Viagra and beer. Yeah, she makes sure I get my Viagra and beer. We're like newlyweds. I need a break sometime. She can’t keep her hands off me.
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