Jan Allison Poet Limerick

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A Bunch of Muppets

Here’s a tale about Kermit the frog 
When blind drunk he slipped off a wet log
Miss Piggy was forlorn
Her dear ‘Kermie’ was ‘gorn’
Now he’s buried deep in a peat bog


The Swedish chef landed up in jail
In bad trouble no one would pay bail
He’d got a big knife
And butchered his wife
No parole until he's old and frail!

Inspired by the poem by Lin Lane - do join in the fun!!
https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/muppets_in_the_soup___join_in_892703

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Lisa Ricci April 17, 2017 at 10:03 AM Morning Jan. Wow. A Limerick Suite if you will. How grand is that. Very. I adore Miss Piggy. She cracks me up. Wonderful work throughout. Thank you for sharing. Writing should always be about the fun. Jan Allison April 18, 2017 at 4:54 PM Miss Piggy is hilarious I loved her in Muppet christmas Carol where they had pigs and frogs as children lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso April 16, 2017 at 2:13 PM I am sad I wanted the Frog to live and Miss....... Jan Allison April 17, 2017 at 3:41 AM ha ha ha I'll work on it:-) hugs Jan xx Arthur Vaso April 16, 2017 at 5:35 PM Phewwwwww I was worried, if you knock off Miss Piggy though, thats ok by me!!! Jan Allison April 16, 2017 at 2:22 PM Arthur my friend dry those crocodile tears ... its poetic licence and Kermit is alive and well lol:-)hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne April 16, 2017 at 1:31 PM LOL, the end of the Muppet show, then : ) Jan Allison April 16, 2017 at 1:35 PM Yes I guess it is but we have those lovely memories with the crumpet advert kermit stars in lol:-) hugs jan xx

Manmath Dalei April 16, 2017 at 8:03 AM Dear Jan, This is very cute & your concept is stupendous. A big 7 from me............//hugs Jan Allison April 16, 2017 at 8:21 AM Thanks Manmath:-) hugs Jan xx

Janis Medders Tobechi April 15, 2017 at 11:12 PM Short and sweet. I love the one about the muppets. Jan Allison April 16, 2017 at 2:56 AM Lin inspired me to write and I plan to do another one on soup and have written another one I cant post as I intend to send it to a cash contest and it can't have been published elsewhere:-) hugs Jan xx

Cheryl Hoffman April 15, 2017 at 9:24 PM Lol, no wonder the muppets have been in the news so much lately!;) Very cute funny poem Jan! Enjoyed!~hugs Che :) PS Hope they every recover poor Kermits body... Jan Allison April 16, 2017 at 2:53 AM RIP poor Kermit:-( hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen April 15, 2017 at 6:49 PM - MUPPETS IS FUN .... Miss Piggy, is wonderfully delightful :) - Lovely written, Jan - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison April 16, 2017 at 2:51 AM They have an advert for giant crumpets featuring kermit I LOVE it lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lynn Marie April 15, 2017 at 6:41 PM Your 'muppets' are hilarious Jan:) Oh the hijinks that ensue when in your creative lair:) Someone in ad marketing needs to hire you pronto for promotional writing. Fantastic. thanks for the smile. lynnxxx Jan Allison April 15, 2017 at 6:44 PM I've written another one but I can't post it on soup as I am going to enter a contest elsewhere with it Lynn:-) thanks for your lovely comment you really do boost my confidence:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich April 15, 2017 at 5:12 PM You are so good at inspiring fun. Wish I had so much time on my hands. heehee!! Luv ya!! Jan Allison April 15, 2017 at 5:15 PM Lin started the collab I just love the them and am working on a cookie monster poem now lol:-) Most time I can write a limerick in less than 5 mins Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx

Wendy Rycroft April 15, 2017 at 3:59 PM Very funny Jan x well done x Jan Allison April 15, 2017 at 4:08 PM Thanks so much Wendy:-) have a lovely Easter:-) hugs Jan xx

Anil Deo April 15, 2017 at 2:05 PM So Kermit was Irish after all! I had him over for dinner, but he had pickled pigs feet and chittlings, but refused the spuds. Could've fooled me. Shalom--go on have fun today. Tomorrow I will Pray (for us, not Kermit 'cos frogs end up in bogs, and Heaven keeps cats & dogs). Jan Allison April 15, 2017 at 2:09 PM eww that dinner sounds pretty vile no wonder he croaked lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane April 15, 2017 at 1:19 PM Love em' Jan... Thanks for adding your Muppets to the lot. Jan Allison April 15, 2017 at 1:56 PM I'm working on one for the cookie monster too - you have inspired me lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart April 15, 2017 at 1:12 PM Giggles! Jan Allison April 15, 2017 at 1:54 PM Thanks Maureen:-) hugs Jan xx

Robert Pettit April 15, 2017 at 12:54 PM A cute couple of limericks. Good going, Jan. Jan Allison April 15, 2017 at 12:57 PM Thanks Robert I am working on another one and have one I can't put on soup as its for a contest elsewhere:-) hugs Jan xx