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Here’s a tale about Kermit the frog When blind drunk he slipped off a wet log Miss Piggy was forlorn Her dear ‘Kermie’ was ‘gorn’ Now he’s buried deep in a peat bog The Swedish chef landed up in jail In bad trouble no one would pay bail He’d got a big knife And butchered his wife No parole until he's old and frail! Inspired by the poem by Lin Lane - do join in the fun!! https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/muppets_in_the_soup___join_in_892703 04~15~17

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Lisa Ricci

Date: 4/17/2017 10:03:00 AM

Morning Jan. Wow. A Limerick Suite if you will. How grand is that. Very. I adore Miss Piggy. She cracks me up. Wonderful work throughout. Thank you for sharing. Writing should always be about the fun.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/18/2017 4:54:00 PM

Miss Piggy is hilarious I loved her in Muppet christmas Carol where they had pigs and frogs as children lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 4/16/2017 2:13:00 PM

I am sad I wanted the Frog to live and Miss.......

Jan Allison
Date: 4/17/2017 3:41:00 AM

ha ha ha I'll work on it:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso
Date: 4/16/2017 5:35:00 PM

Phewwwwww I was worried, if you knock off Miss Piggy though, thats ok by me!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/16/2017 2:22:00 PM

Arthur my friend dry those crocodile tears ... its poetic licence and Kermit is alive and well lol:-)hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 4/16/2017 1:31:00 PM

LOL, the end of the Muppet show, then : )

Jan Allison
Date: 4/16/2017 1:35:00 PM

Yes I guess it is but we have those lovely memories with the crumpet advert kermit stars in lol:-) hugs jan xx

Manmath Dalei

Date: 4/16/2017 8:03:00 AM

Dear Jan, This is very cute & your concept is stupendous. A big 7 from me............//hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 4/16/2017 8:21:00 AM

Thanks Manmath:-) hugs Jan xx

Janis Medders Tobechi

Date: 4/15/2017 11:12:00 PM

Short and sweet. I love the one about the muppets.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/16/2017 2:56:00 AM

Lin inspired me to write and I plan to do another one on soup and have written another one I cant post as I intend to send it to a cash contest and it can't have been published elsewhere:-) hugs Jan xx

Cheryl Hoffman

Date: 4/15/2017 9:24:00 PM

Lol, no wonder the muppets have been in the news so much lately!;) Very cute funny poem Jan! Enjoyed!~hugs Che :) PS Hope they every recover poor Kermits body...

Jan Allison
Date: 4/16/2017 2:53:00 AM

RIP poor Kermit:-( hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 4/15/2017 6:49:00 PM

- MUPPETS IS FUN .... Miss Piggy, is wonderfully delightful :) - Lovely written, Jan - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 4/16/2017 2:51:00 AM

They have an advert for giant crumpets featuring kermit I LOVE it lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lynn Marie

Date: 4/15/2017 6:41:00 PM

Your 'muppets' are hilarious Jan:) Oh the hijinks that ensue when in your creative lair:) Someone in ad marketing needs to hire you pronto for promotional writing. Fantastic. thanks for the smile. lynnxxx

Jan Allison
Date: 4/15/2017 6:44:00 PM

I've written another one but I can't post it on soup as I am going to enter a contest elsewhere with it Lynn:-) thanks for your lovely comment you really do boost my confidence:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/15/2017 5:12:00 PM

You are so good at inspiring fun. Wish I had so much time on my hands. heehee!! Luv ya!!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/15/2017 5:15:00 PM

Lin started the collab I just love the them and am working on a cookie monster poem now lol:-) Most time I can write a limerick in less than 5 mins Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx

Wendy Rycroft

Date: 4/15/2017 3:59:00 PM

Very funny Jan x well done x

Jan Allison
Date: 4/15/2017 4:08:00 PM

Thanks so much Wendy:-) have a lovely Easter:-) hugs Jan xx

Anil Deo

Date: 4/15/2017 2:05:00 PM

So Kermit was Irish after all! I had him over for dinner, but he had pickled pigs feet and chittlings, but refused the spuds. Could've fooled me. Shalom--go on have fun today. Tomorrow I will Pray (for us, not Kermit 'cos frogs end up in bogs, and Heaven keeps cats & dogs).

Jan Allison
Date: 4/15/2017 2:09:00 PM

eww that dinner sounds pretty vile no wonder he croaked lol:-) hugs Jan xx