Best Angina Poems

FRANK AND TIM AND BEIJING

Frank and I planned a visit to Beijing,
The attraction was their night life
And bright lights,
Maybe we would visit one or two
Historical...

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Folk purchase this celeb’s new candle
 It’s something my brain cannot handle
 ‘Smells like my v’gina’ 
Could give folk angina
 This fragrance has caused quite...

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One light, I was out panting the clown red when I met a Sadie from Francis who I found to be quiet subtractive. It was...

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Ever watch the man pull into wheelchair parking, 
get out of his car and walk into a store.
Ever watch an obese woman eating at a...

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Why I Hate Shopping at Snarl-Mart 
  
By Elton Camp

The parking lot’s hard to bear
For it must be a mile square

Any spot close to...

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My owner is very lucky,
Always when he stands 
Front of a big building,
He compares in his mind,

He has all luxuries,
Bank balance, big trade,
Heavy comfortable vehicles,
But...

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Upside Down World

The great man and conjurer of poetic license sat behind
             ...

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Santa learned about a year ago that the North Pole was thawing slow,
And in the not too distant future, he may be adrift on a...

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AN ILL-FATED ADDRESS

Being on holiday in Athens was truly the best 21st present 
my parents could have given me, stayed with my granddad,
felt great, I...

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BIASED
THE LIFE HAS BEEN RUINED 
LIKE AN OLD MANOR,
THE ALFRESCO HAD TURNED
INTO SIRROCO OF LIFE.

IT HAS GIVEN ME  THE
MASOCHISH OF LIFE.
IT HAS BEEN RUINED...

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STRENGTH
I AM IN CLUSTROPHOBIA 
OF LIFE AGAIN.
BUT I AM TOO STRONG
I WILL BE  OUT OF THAT
PAIN.

LET IT BE A CLANDESTINE
TO THE WORLD.
IT WILL COME...

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A siren from North Carolina
Once suffered from chronic angina.
Her dear beau found a cure
Of endearing allure -
He bought her a talkative mynah!

His goddess he loved...

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I pledge allegiance with heartless intent to this flag
of the united states of America
cause the politicians got the cat in the bag
and my wallets overflated...

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Nature provides equal opportunity to grow,
Plants, animals, birds and human has growth, process is slow.
Heat, cold, air and soil has fertilisation for food,
Rain helps for...

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A HEARTY EXPERIENCE

Bad cholesterol found easy sites in my heart for deposition
Time came when they needed to be cleaned by operation.

Two stents were planted by...

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