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Unsublime Feline

Louise Johnson had a cat named Purr.
It was mean as sin and was a her.
It broke up china
giving Louise angina.
So Purr fast became a cat that were.

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Connie Marcum Wong

February 11, 2020 at 4:52 PM

This really made me laugh! Classic ending here. Thanks for the laughter my friend! xxoo

Paul Schneiter

February 13, 2020 at 11:32 PM

Thank you, Connie. I'm afraid my limerick makes grammarians wince, but perhaps it can be defended on comedic ground. Hugs, Paul

Jan Allison

December 26, 2019 at 5:36 PM

oh how witty Paul, so lovely to see you posting again, have mailed you a couple of times but never heard back so glad you are ok:-) My very best wishes for 2020, here's to a happy and healthy new year xx :-) hugs jan xx

Jan Allison

December 27, 2019 at 4:57 AM

My muse went awol for a month I have only just come back on 22nd Dec:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Schneiter

December 26, 2019 at 6:00 PM

How deeply gratifying to hear from she who is, virtually by acclamation, a living gold standard. My muse (and I) went AWOL, but may be back. I hope the new year showers you and your loved ones with blessings. Hugs, Paul Have a blessed new year

Lindsay Laurie

December 19, 2019 at 9:39 PM

Hello Paul … we have a pup like this cat that has moved on, but we're hoping that one day it will grow up - Merry Christmas Paul - Lindsay

Paul Schneiter

December 19, 2019 at 9:55 PM

'Tis wonderful to read the words of LL again! My day has been made. That pup is certain to grow up (9 lives are not limited to cats, me thinks). Merry Christmas, Lindsay.