I Pledge Allegiance

I pledge allegiance with heartless intent to this flag of the united states of America cause the politicians got the cat in the bag and my wallets overflated numerica this is a government of the people by the people for the corporation I solemnly vow to work hard and hold my head down let hypocrisy run free in our nation and battle to wear the crown who really wears the big boy pants when their all made in china why does the news agency rave and then rant when there a dead dinosaur with angina patriotism is robotic when war spending is a common goal we need some antibiotic so that we all don't get the pole this one I dedicate to you and I the bright spark of life that barely cared to try shooting itself upon the foot while telling you a lie classified quite top secret so no one may cry