Santa's Lament

Santa learned about a year ago that the North Pole was thawing slow,
And in the not too distant future, he may be adrift on a perilous floe!
That was disturbing, but another situation has elicited little cheer.
(As if the jolly old gent didn't have enough to worry about this time of year!)

His toy making operation has slowed and there's little work for the elves,
Resulting in massive lay-offs and, sadly, a lot of bare and empty shelves!
Many of his little sprites collect unemployment due to the lack of work,
And Mrs. Clause nags him about getting decent work, driving him berserk!

Things deteriorated to such a degree that he asked Obama for largesse,
And of course he replied, "Sure!  I'll tax the rich to cover your distress!"
This unfortunate dilemma has caused Santa a serious bout of angina,
Since nowadays, most of Santa's goodies are being "MADE IN CHINA!"

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Roberts Avatar
December 11, 2014 at 11:04 PM
Congratulations Robert....Seren
Meier-Hans Avatar
December 11, 2014 at 11:36 AM
Wonderful take on the contest Robert. Poor Santa, where's he going to go. Love your humour. Congratulations on your win.
Jerden Avatar
December 10, 2014 at 10:28 AM
Santa the capitalist, wanting a bail-out? Now that's up-to-date, along with climate change of course! Just needed a terrorist attack to round out the trifecta... (just kidding, of course). Congratulations!
Johnson Avatar
December 9, 2014 at 9:12 PM
Great twist on the contest. congratulations. Joyce
Allison Avatar
December 9, 2014 at 6:50 PM
This did make me giggle - many congrats:-) Hugs jan xx
Devonshire Avatar
December 14, 2011 at 10:59 AM
Oh no! Trouble at the North Pole. Great biting satire here, Bob. I love how you worked the president into the last verse and I would have angina too if every cookie I bought was made in China! Save the elves, please. Love and Christmas blessings, Carolyn
Fiery Avatar
December 13, 2011 at 12:25 PM
its a delight to read ur wonderful poems Robert...each and every new poems are enigmatic. I returned once again to read ur poems... Since nowadays, most of Santa's goodies are being "MADE IN CHINA!" this was the ultimate line...thumbs up !
Ivanova Avatar
December 12, 2011 at 11:05 PM
hahaha thank you for making my day :)
Sivey Avatar
December 12, 2011 at 9:38 PM
I love the humor in your write you have created! Funny dilemma that Santa has put himself into! Maybe he should relocate, or create some part time jobs! I wouldn't go to Obama for help...like he's going to do anything! I really enjoyed your poem tonight! Awesome Work!!
Pettit Avatar
December 12, 2011 at 9:16 PM
A good gift for Santa would be some Nitroglycerin pads. Well written Bob, with the usual pervasive descriptiveness and fine rhyming.
Merryman Avatar
December 12, 2011 at 8:02 PM
This is cute, Robert. Kim
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