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Scent of a Woman - Bawdy Warning

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Folk purchase this celeb’s new candle It’s something my brain cannot handle ‘Smells like my v’gina’ Could give folk angina This fragrance has caused quite a scandal Inspired by a comment from a fancy friend who told me about the candle range by Gwyneth Paltrow! It only costs $75!!! 11/28/21

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Rob Carmack

Date: 12/11/2021 6:18:00 PM

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 12/2/2021 8:37:00 PM

What could be more lovely? (I am holding my nose as I type this).

Delice Arleen Skelly

Date: 12/1/2021 2:06:00 AM

Beyond gross, whatever next..Great take on pungent candle Jan.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/29/2021 4:19:00 PM

yuk, what a candle that would be!! I really like your humor here, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/30/2021 5:00:00 AM

Been asked to make it into a collaboration soi will repost it and I have a second poem in mind too

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 11/29/2021 3:21:00 PM

Hello Jan ... I think I'll stick with sandlewood. Seventy-five quid for any candle is a con no doubt - thanks Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 11/30/2021 4:59:00 AM

I'd need a candle to get rid of the smell of fish, she also has one called 'smell my orgasm it beggars belief... wonder if it moans when you light it lol hugs Jan x

Mike Gentile

Date: 11/29/2021 11:35:00 AM

OMG,Jan! I'm with you and will take lavender and vanilla!! Too funny!!! Happy Monday xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 11/30/2021 4:55:00 AM

Lavender beats a fishy smell any day lol, hugs jan xx

Terry Flood

Date: 11/29/2021 11:33:00 AM

SEVENTY FIVE POUNDS?!!! In the seventies, I worked in London’s Soho (VERY red-light area) and whilst I never procured any of the wares on offer, I believe the real McCoy was only about twenty quid. I reckon that, even today, £75 ought to get more than a candle. Fun poem though, Jan. Terry

Jan Allison
Date: 11/30/2021 4:54:00 AM

Lol terry you made me lol and thanks forthe mail, I will repost it with your poem and make it a collaboration, hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 11/29/2021 10:17:00 AM

Must be leftovers from "Shakespeare in Love" ? Nice to know who NOT to visit over the holidays . . . .. Aloha!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/30/2021 4:53:00 AM

Lol thanks Rico, hugs jan xx

John Lawless

Date: 11/29/2021 8:25:00 AM

75 bucks for a whiff of the quiff......

Jan Allison
Date: 11/30/2021 4:51:00 AM

Lol John, hugs jan xx

Voodoo Child

Date: 11/29/2021 4:27:00 AM

Hooah!! Yep, fill your Christmas stocking this year with a vag candle and some breastmilk butter.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/30/2021 4:49:00 AM

Ha haha :-) Hugs Jan xx

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 11/29/2021 2:09:00 AM

Quite costly considering its foul smell. Hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 11/30/2021 4:48:00 AM

Its ridiculous on so many levels:-( hugs Jan xx

Anil Deo

Date: 11/29/2021 12:06:00 AM

Creator/Creation created variety even in our species. But your home might be renamed, "Isle of Woman," & I'd be happy to sell all varieties of candles there(when I retire again) Shalom, shalom Friend & Sis Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 11/29/2021 1:16:00 AM

Thanks Anil:-) hugs Jan xx I understand there is a place called the Isle of Woman:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 11/28/2021 5:58:00 PM

I’ve heard about this, Jan, and it cracks me up that someone would want one of these! Yikes! Hilarious poem…

Jan Allison
Date: 11/29/2021 1:15:00 AM

I was in hysterics when I read about the range of candles she has - at $75 would be cheaper to have a pan of fish cooking for a year lol - eww:-( hugs Jan xx

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 11/28/2021 5:07:00 PM

I guess some people have money to burn - literally! Glad to see you're back, hope you're feeling better~

Jan Allison
Date: 11/29/2021 1:14:00 AM

Thanks Michelle, I'm very tired still but on the up:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 11/28/2021 1:44:00 PM

Ha ha, funny Jan, it is true, they made reference to it on a bravo show I watch, I think the candle sounds disgusting but people will pay for strange things! hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 11/28/2021 2:05:00 PM

I got told about it by an on line friend and was gobsmacked to think people would buy it lol , give me lavender any day lol:-) hugs Jan xx