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Scent of a Woman - Bawdy Warning

Folk purchase this celeb’s new candle
It’s something my brain cannot handle
‘Smells like my v’gina’
Could give folk angina
This fragrance has caused quite a scandal

Inspired by a comment from a fancy friend who told me about the candle range by Gwyneth Paltrow! It only costs $75!!!

11/28/21

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Caren Krutsinger Date: 12/2/2021 8:37:00 PM What could be more lovely? (I am holding my nose as I type this). Login to Reply

Delice Arleen Skelly Date: 12/1/2021 2:06:00 AM Beyond gross, whatever next..Great take on pungent candle Jan. Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 11/29/2021 4:19:00 PM yuk, what a candle that would be!! I really like your humor here, Jan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/30/2021 5:00:00 AM Been asked to make it into a collaboration soi will repost it and I have a second poem in mind too

Lindsay Laurie Date: 11/29/2021 3:21:00 PM Hello Jan ... I think I'll stick with sandlewood. Seventy-five quid for any candle is a con no doubt - thanks Jan - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/30/2021 4:59:00 AM I'd need a candle to get rid of the smell of fish, she also has one called 'smell my orgasm it beggars belief... wonder if it moans when you light it lol hugs Jan x

Mike Gentile Date: 11/29/2021 11:35:00 AM OMG,Jan! I'm with you and will take lavender and vanilla!! Too funny!!! Happy Monday xxoo Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/30/2021 4:55:00 AM Lavender beats a fishy smell any day lol, hugs jan xx

Terry Flood Date: 11/29/2021 11:33:00 AM SEVENTY FIVE POUNDS?!!! In the seventies, I worked in London’s Soho (VERY red-light area) and whilst I never procured any of the wares on offer, I believe the real McCoy was only about twenty quid. I reckon that, even today, £75 ought to get more than a candle. Fun poem though, Jan. Terry Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/30/2021 4:54:00 AM Lol terry you made me lol and thanks forthe mail, I will repost it with your poem and make it a collaboration, hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta Date: 11/29/2021 10:17:00 AM Must be leftovers from "Shakespeare in Love" ? Nice to know who NOT to visit over the holidays . . . .. Aloha! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/30/2021 4:53:00 AM Lol thanks Rico, hugs jan xx

John Lawless Date: 11/29/2021 8:25:00 AM 75 bucks for a whiff of the quiff...... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/30/2021 4:51:00 AM Lol John, hugs jan xx

Voodoo Child Date: 11/29/2021 4:27:00 AM Hooah!! Yep, fill your Christmas stocking this year with a vag candle and some breastmilk butter. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/30/2021 4:49:00 AM Ha haha :-) Hugs Jan xx

Victor Buhagiar Date: 11/29/2021 2:09:00 AM Quite costly considering its foul smell. Hugs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/30/2021 4:48:00 AM Its ridiculous on so many levels:-( hugs Jan xx

Anil Deo Date: 11/29/2021 12:06:00 AM Creator/Creation created variety even in our species. But your home might be renamed, "Isle of Woman," & I'd be happy to sell all varieties of candles there(when I retire again) Shalom, shalom Friend & Sis Jan Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/29/2021 1:16:00 AM Thanks Anil:-) hugs Jan xx I understand there is a place called the Isle of Woman:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 11/28/2021 5:58:00 PM I’ve heard about this, Jan, and it cracks me up that someone would want one of these! Yikes! Hilarious poem… Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/29/2021 1:15:00 AM I was in hysterics when I read about the range of candles she has - at $75 would be cheaper to have a pan of fish cooking for a year lol - eww:-( hugs Jan xx

Michelle Faulkner Date: 11/28/2021 5:07:00 PM I guess some people have money to burn - literally! Glad to see you're back, hope you're feeling better~ Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/29/2021 1:14:00 AM Thanks Michelle, I'm very tired still but on the up:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin Date: 11/28/2021 1:44:00 PM Ha ha, funny Jan, it is true, they made reference to it on a bravo show I watch, I think the candle sounds disgusting but people will pay for strange things! hugs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/28/2021 2:05:00 PM I got told about it by an on line friend and was gobsmacked to think people would buy it lol , give me lavender any day lol:-) hugs Jan xx